Air Conditioner:
"What is it with you guys, anyway? You act like you just came off the assembly line! Now get this through your chrome. We've been dumped! Abandoned!"
Air Conditioner:
"ITS MY FUNCTIOOON!!"
blankey:
"MASTER!!!!!!!!!!!
-blankey"
Mom:
"You forgot your sweater!!
-Mom"
Kirby Air Conditioner:
"Kirby: Why don't you shut off? A.C.: Oh, I'm really scared there, Kirby. What are you going to do, suck me to death?
-Kirby Air Conditioner"
Kirby:
"You're insane!
-Kirby"
Air Conditioner:
"I'm not an invalid. I was designed to stick in the wall! I like being stuck in the stupid wall! I... I wonder if the kid was too short to reach my dials...
-Air Conditioner"
Plugsy:
"Oh, many pardons. Was you watchin' that channel?
-Plugsy"
Radio and Lampy:
"Radio: Look, Lampy, from here you can see the really BIG lamp. (sun) Lampy: WOW! I wonder where his switch is?
-Radio and Lampy"
Lampy:
"He's such a baby...MA-MAAAA!!!!!
-Lampy"
Radio and TV:
"Radio: Why if it isn't ol' Rabbit Ears!
TV: Why if it isn't ol' loud mouth!
-Radio and TV"
Radio Toaster Kirby:
"The Radio: Shut up! Shut up!
Toaster and Kirby: SHUT UP!
-Radio Toaster Kirby"
Radio:
"I think Houdini did this once, and if I remember right, he was out of the hospital in no time.
-Radio"
Radio:
"I've always loved travel anyway: the open road, the smell of the wind in my face, the flies clogging up my grill.
-Radio"
Lampy:
"Holy Mother of Edison! What were you thinking? You could have broken my bulb!"
Air Conditioner:
"The whole bunch of you gotta have a combined wattage of maybe five, maybe less. It's been years. It's scrap metal time.
-Air Conditioner"
Radio:
"Good morning, good morning, gooooood morning!
-Radio"
TV:
"This just in: Moonie's vacuums found to be… Uh… Um… …carcinogenic in recent lab tests. Big, big tumors on those rats. Bleagh! We've got photos to prove it, and I don't even wanna look at them. Uhh!"
Zeke:
"Did I catch ya at a bad time? Just wondering if you got my radio tubes.
-Zeke"
Radio:
"Maybe he's calling from Blanket Heaven. He's a white, fluffly little angel with a knob-nose.
-Radio"