Conrad:
"This is amazing! It's like a ride in an amusement park!"
Cat:
"You mean like at... [scene pauses as the Cat holds up some pamphlets] Universal Studios? Hahaha, cha-ching! [scene unpauses]"
Cat:
"But I thought you two wanted to have fun today."
Conrad:
"Look around, Cat! You were right—"it's fun to have fun, but you have to know how", and you don't know when enough is enough! Now, go!"
Fish:
"I told you all of this was gonna happen, but no-one listens to a fish! A dog goes "woof woof" and everyone knows little Sally's trapped under a log, but a fish speaks in plain English—"
Larry:
"Sally. Angel, princess. I'm gonna let you in on a little secret, okay?... NOBODY LIKES A SUCK-UP!"
Cat:
"He [Thing 2] says, feel free to call him 'Thing A' if you like. He will also accept 'Super Thing', 'Thing King', 'Kid Dynamite', 'Chocolate Thun-da!'...or 'Ben'."
Cat:
"Why, I'm the Cat in the Hat! There's no doubt about that! I'm a super fundiferous feline,
Who's here to make sure that you're...
Meline'...'key lime'...'turpentine?' I got nothing. I'm not so good with the rhyming. Not really, no"
Cat:
"You see, this is what happens when you mix your world and my world, and when you eat shellfish."
Thing 1:
"Let's go, Chocolate Thun-da!"
Joan:
"Sorry, officer. Was I speeding?"
Thing 1:
"Mekka dekka license. Appa registration. Mekka dekka, you're one hot momma."
Mrs. Kwan:
"Ms. Walden, back so soon? The children were angels!"
Mr. Humberfloob:
"YOU'RE FIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRED!"
Sally:
"Cat, your tail."
Cat:
"What about it? Oh, I see. I've chopped it off. Well that's just fine because, SON OF A BI--(bleep)!"
Cat:
"Welcome to "Astounding Products". I'm your host, the Guy in the Sweater who Asks all the Obvious Questions."
Fish:
"This is where they buried my brother!"
Cat:
"Humina humina humina! Who's this pretty lady(hat extends up)"
Conrad:
"That's our mom."
Cat:
"(hat falls down)Oh... Awkward."
Conrad & Sally:
"Cat! That's--Mom's dress!!!"
Sally:
"She was going to wear that to the party tonight and now you've ruined it!"
Cat:
"Honey, it was ruined when she bought it!"
The Fish:
"[during "The 'FUN' Song"] This cat is currently in violation of… (counts fastly) 17 of your mother's rules!"
The Cat:
"(answering phone) City morgue."
Fish:
"18!"
Cat:
"(Hangs up; Laughs)"
Fish:
"This cat should not be here! He should not be about! He should not be here when your mother is out!"
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