The Cat in The Hat
Release: November 21, 2003

Troublemaker Conrad and control freak Sally live with their mother Joan in a house in Anville. Joan works for neat-freak Hank Humberfloob at his real-estate company and she is invited to host a party at her house. Her boyfriend Larry Quinn wants to ship Conrad to a military school. One day, she leaves for work and Conrad and Sally then meet up with a strange cat, who tries to teach them the proper way to have fun.

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Conrad: "This is amazing! It's like a ride in an amusement park!"
Cat: "You mean like at... [scene pauses as the Cat holds up some pamphlets] Universal Studios? Hahaha, cha-ching! [scene unpauses]"
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Cat: "But I thought you two wanted to have fun today."
Conrad: "Look around, Cat! You were right—"it's fun to have fun, but you have to know how", and you don't know when enough is enough! Now, go!"
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Fish: "I told you all of this was gonna happen, but no-one listens to a fish! A dog goes "woof woof" and everyone knows little Sally's trapped under a log, but a fish speaks in plain English—"
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Larry: "Sally. Angel, princess. I'm gonna let you in on a little secret, okay?... NOBODY LIKES A SUCK-UP!"
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Cat: "He [Thing 2] says, feel free to call him 'Thing A' if you like. He will also accept 'Super Thing', 'Thing King', 'Kid Dynamite', 'Chocolate Thun-da!'...or 'Ben'."
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Cat: "Why, I'm the Cat in the Hat! There's no doubt about that! I'm a super fundiferous feline, Who's here to make sure that you're... Meline'...'key lime'...'turpentine?' I got nothing. I'm not so good with the rhyming. Not really, no"
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Cat: "You see, this is what happens when you mix your world and my world, and when you eat shellfish."
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Thing 1: "Let's go, Chocolate Thun-da!"
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Joan: "Sorry, officer. Was I speeding?"
Thing 1: "Mekka dekka license. Appa registration. Mekka dekka, you're one hot momma."
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Fish: "Oh my Cod."
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Mrs. Kwan: "Ms. Walden, back so soon? The children were angels!"
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Mr. Humberfloob: "YOU'RE FIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRED!"
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Cat: "OH YEAH!"
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Sally: "Cat, your tail."
Cat: "What about it? Oh, I see. I've chopped it off. Well that's just fine because, SON OF A BI--(bleep)!"
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Cat: "Welcome to "Astounding Products". I'm your host, the Guy in the Sweater who Asks all the Obvious Questions."
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Fish: "This is where they buried my brother!"
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Cat: "Humina humina humina! Who's this pretty lady(hat extends up)"
Conrad: "That's our mom."
Cat: "(hat falls down)Oh... Awkward."
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Conrad & Sally: "Cat! That's--Mom's dress!!!"
Sally: "She was going to wear that to the party tonight and now you've ruined it!"
Cat: "Honey, it was ruined when she bought it!"
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The Fish: "[during "The 'FUN' Song"] This cat is currently in violation of… (counts fastly) 17 of your mother's rules!"
The Cat: "(answering phone) City morgue."
Fish: "18!"
Cat: "(Hangs up; Laughs)"
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Fish: "This cat should not be here! He should not be about! He should not be here when your mother is out!"
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