Retro Junk

The Cat in The Hat

Release: November 21, 2003

Troublemaker Conrad and control freak Sally live with their mother Joan in a house in Anville. Joan works for neat-freak Hank Humberfloob at his real-estate company and she is invited to host a party at her house. Her boyfriend Larry Quinn wants to ship Conrad to a military school. One day, she leaves for work and Conrad and Sally then meet up with a strange cat, who tries to teach them the proper way to have fun.

Trailers

Home Made Simple spot (11/21/03 Theatrical)

Lays Stax/Sierra Mist spot: "'TCitH' Crashes the Bash" (11/21/03 Theatrical...

Dr. Seuss Animated Classics on DVD promo w/ 'TCitH' movie ticket offer ('TL...

.60 Home Made Simple spot ("Own It 3/16/04" DVD/VHS)

Burger King's Ornaments spot (Theatrical ["In Theaters Now" (11/21/03)])

Posters

Quotes

Cat: "You see, this is what happens when you mix your world and my world, and when you eat shellfish."

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Thing 1: "Let's go, Chocolate Thun-da!"

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Joan: "Sorry, officer. Was I speeding?"

Thing 1: "Mekka dekka license. Appa registration. Mekka dekka, you're one hot momma."

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Fish: "Oh my Cod."

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Mrs. Kwan: "Ms. Walden, back so soon? The children were angels!"

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Mr. Humberfloob: "YOU'RE FIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRED!"

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Cat: "OH YEAH!"

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Sally: "Cat, your tail."

Cat: "What about it? Oh, I see. I've chopped it off. Well that's just fine because, SON OF A BI--(bleep)!"

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Cat: "Welcome to "Astounding Products". I'm your host, the Guy in the Sweater who Asks all the Obvious Questions."

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Fish: "This is where they buried my brother!"

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Cat: "Humina humina humina! Who's this pretty lady(hat extends up)"

Conrad: "That's our mom."

Cat: "(hat falls down)Oh... Awkward."

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Conrad & Sally: "Cat! That's--Mom's dress!!!"

Sally: "She was going to wear that to the party tonight and now you've ruined it!"

Cat: "Honey, it was ruined when she bought it!"

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The Fish: "[during "The 'FUN' Song"] This cat is currently in violation of… (counts fastly) 17 of your mother's rules!"

The Cat: "(answering phone) City morgue."

Fish: "18!"

Cat: "(Hangs up; Laughs)"

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Fish: "This cat should not be here! He should not be about! He should not be here when your mother is out!"

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Cat: "(to a garden hoe)Dirty hoe! I'm sorry babe, I still love you."

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