Homer (B&W Detective):
"You can't stop us, Corpse Blossom. There's one of you and six of us.
["six of us" refers to the main Homer and five different Homers]"
Mr. Burns:
"Really. Would you like to count again?
[Five different versions of J. Montgomery Burns zaps in from the collision]
Burnsiverse versus Homerverse.
And the Smitherverse can nod and take copious notes.
["Simtherverse" refers to the main Smothers and five different versions of Burns' assistant.]"
Calamity Coyote:
"FurrBall and I heard one too!"
Tails:
"I always remember ecstatically where I was when that guy said 'Oh, my god.' on TV."
Bart, Luigi & Stimpy:
"Oh, yeah!"
Homer:
"Tails, don't do that! Your hands are too powerful!"
Ned Flanders:
"(Sighs as he looks at his picture his late wife Edna Krabappel) I sure do that laugh."
Nelson Muntz:
"Ha-Ha! I miss her, too."
Scott Christain:
"Hello, I am Scott Christain filling in for Kent Brockman tonight. Why did the clown cross the road? To arm-robbed at the Kwik-E-Mart. Full stories right after the commercial."
Homer Simpson:
"Do you this guy in lunchbox?"
Bart Simpson:
"You mean Krusty the Clown? He is my idol."
Homer Simpson:
"Maybe you should run off to bed."
Scott Christain:
"Krusty the Clown is behind bars for a armed robbing a Kwik-E-Mart store."
Bart Simpson:
"(Gasp and shocked) Krusty."
Lisa Simpson:
"Oh no!"
Scott Christain:
"The reports was went to the cashier and grabbed the gun to threat for all the money in the paperbag...."
Patti ?:
"So the truth comes out."
Bart Simpson:
"(Tearfully) Oh, Krusty. How could you?!?"
Marge Simpson:
"I know it's bad, But who know, Maybe he might turn out he is innocence all along."
Homer Simpson:
"Earth to Marge, Earth to Marge, I was there. The clown is G-U-I-L-T-Y!"
FBI Troops 1:
"(Screams) COPYRIGHTED MATERIALS!!!"
FBI Troops 2:
"Don't look at it."
FBI Troops 3:
"Somebody sell me a ticket."
FBI CEO (Joe Biden):
"Bring some earmuffs and blind fold. We have been trained for this. (Shoots Homer's laptop with his gun, and the digital projector goes static and grabs Homer from climbing over the fence) From now on, Homer. The only place where you are ever going to see a movie without buying a ticket is jail!"
Krusty:
"So have a Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Kwaaaazy Kwanza, a Tip-Top Tet, and a solemn, dignified Ramadan. Now a word from my god: Our sponsor!"
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Ned Flanders:
"Feels like I'm wearing nothin' at all... nothin' at all... nothin' at all..."
Homer:
"Stupid sexy Flanders!"
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Sideshow Mel:
"My childhood has been un-ruined!"
Joe Biden:
"Listen up you freaks, You are all in violation of title 17 of the U.S. Copyright Code."
Chief Wiggims:
"Take it easy, They were just watching a movie. (The FBI Troops grabs Chief Wiggims' arm) Hey, My badge is poking at my chest."
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Marge:
"Did you know what yesterday was?"
Homer:
"Sure! Happy Anni-birth-intine's-Shark week?"
Jeremy Freedman:
""Why did they have to cancel Futurama?!?""
Homer Simpson:
"D'oh!
-Homer Simpson"
moe:
"Hey, you're right! It doesnt hurt any more. Now I can focus of my crippling emotional pain..... Dad, Daddy, why? Why wont you hug me? You hugged the mailman.
-moe"
bart:
"I am through with working. Working is for chumps.
-bart"
bart:
"I can't stand to see you so upset, Lis, unless it's from a rubber spider down your dress - Hmm, that gives me an idea note for later: put rubber spider down Lisa's dress.
-bart"
moe:
"whats the matter homer?
-moe"
ralph wiggum:
"I ate-d the purple barries!
-ralph wiggum"
ralph:
"the doctor says it wouldn't bleed so much if I kept my finger outta there!
-ralph"
ralph:
"I bent my wookie!
-ralph"
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