"If he gets up, we'll all get up!..It'll be anarchy!"
"wanna see a picture of a guy with elephantiasis of the nuts...looks pretty tasty."
"Wanna see a picture of a guy with elephantiasis of the nuts...looks pretty tasty."
"Do you always carry this much shit in your bag?"
"Yeah I always carry this much shit in my bag"
"Bender:Wow Brian, this is a very nutritious lunch. Did your mom marry Mr.Rogers?
Brian: No, Mr.Johnson"
"I'm a fucking idiot because I can't make a lamp?"
"No. You're a genius because you can't make a lamp."
"What do you need a fake I.D. for?"
"So I can vote."
Brian & Andrew:
"Brian: You wear tights? Andrew: I wear the required uniform. Brian: Tights.
-Brian & Andrew"
"So it's sorta social. Demented and sad, but social.
"This is the worst fake ID I've ever seen. Do you realize you made yourself 68?
"Show Dick some respect!
"You believe this?(shows circular burn on his arm) That's about the size of a cigar. Do I studder? You see this is what you get at my house when you spill pain in the garage.
"You keep eating your fingers you won't be hungry for lunch.
"And when I say essay...I mean essay. I do not mean a single word repeated a thousand times.
"Who are you? Who are you? I'm a walrus.
"Op, watch what you say, Brian here is a cherry.
"How does one become a janitor?
Andrew, Bender, and Brian:
"Andrew: Yeah well, he's gotta name! Bender: Yeah? Andrew: Yeah. (To Brian) What's your name? Brian: Brian... Andrew: See. Bender: (to Brian) My condolences.
-Andrew, Bender, and Brian"
"Shut up, Peewee!
"I have such a deep admiration for guys that roll around on the floor with other guys!