John:
"If he gets up, we'll all get up!..It'll be anarchy!"
Bender:
"wanna see a picture of a guy with elephantiasis of the nuts...looks pretty tasty."
Bender:
"Wanna see a picture of a guy with elephantiasis of the nuts...looks pretty tasty."
Andrew:
"Do you always carry this much shit in your bag?"
Allison:
"Yeah I always carry this much shit in my bag"
Bender:
"Bender:Wow Brian, this is a very nutritious lunch. Did your mom marry Mr.Rogers?
Brian: No, Mr.Johnson"
Brian Johnson:
"I'm a fucking idiot because I can't make a lamp?"
John Bender:
"No. You're a genius because you can't make a lamp."
Andrew:
"What do you need a fake I.D. for?"
Brian:
"So I can vote."
Brian:
"You wear tights?"
Andrew:
"I wear the required uniform."
Brian:
"Tights."
Bender:
"So it's sorta social. Demented and sad, but social."
Andy:
"This is the worst fake ID I've ever seen. Do you realize you made yourself 68?"
John:
"Show Dick some respect!"
John:
"You believe this? (shows circular burn on his arm) That's about the size of a cigar. Do I studder? You see this is what you get at my house when you spill paint in the garage."
John:
"You keep eating your fingers you won't be hungry for lunch."
Vernon:
"And when I say essay...I mean essay. I do not mean a single word repeated a thousand times."
Brian:
"Who are you? Who are you? I'm a walrus."
John:
"Op, watch what you say, Brian here is a cherry."
John:
"How does one become a janitor?"
Andrew:
"Yeah well, he's gotta name!"
Bender:
"Yeah? "
Andrew:
"Yeah. (To Brian) What's your name?"
Brian:
"Brian..."
Andrew:
"See."
Bender:
"(to Brian) My condolences."
Vernon:
"Shut up, Peewee!"
John:
"I have such a deep admiration for guys that roll around on the floor with other guys!"
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