Cannibal: The Musical

Release: September 10, 1993

Trey Parker & Matt Stone's first film before thier success of South Park. This is a comedy musical tale (released by Troma) of the true life tragic stroy of Alferd Packer while leading a group of travelers. It tells the story through various flashbacks seeing if Alferd Packer truely murdered & ate his friends.

Trailers

Theatrical trailer.

Posters

Quotes

Alferd Packer: "*Singing* The sky is blue, and all the leaves are green, the suns as warm as a baked potata, I think I know precisely what I mean, when I say it's a sphadoinkle day! -Alferd Packer"

Bell & Packer: "Bell: Hey, Packer are there any other big rivers from here to Breckinridge? Packer: No, just the Colorado. -Bell & Packer"

Old Man: "You're all doomed........doomed...... -Old Man"

Alferd Packer: "...But that's not the way it happened... -Alferd Packer"

Indian Chief: "We are Indians! -Indian Chief"

James Humphrey: "Can't think, can't move can't speak in complete sentences. -James Humphrey"

James Humphrey: "Fudge, Packer? -James Humphrey"

James Humphrey: "Hey! You're cutting into his butt! -James Humphrey"

Quote O' Matic

Derrick: "Is everything okay?"

Pee-Wee Herman and Miss Yvonne: "Mm-Hmmm."

Derrick: "Well, Fortunately. There was not a fire, Just a bunch of smoke. Here is how it started (Shows Pee-Wee Herman and Miss Yvonne the burned bread)"

Miss Yvonne: "Oh no, My bread."

Derrick: "Sorry, I do love homemade bread."

Pee-Wee Herman: "Gee, Firefighter Derrick. How could this have happen?"

Derrick: "Well, Anything will burn like that at 700 degrees."

Miss Yvonne: "700 degrees?!? But I set up the oven in 350 degrees. Didn't I, Pee-Wee."

Pee-Wee Herman: "Yeah, Who could have done it?"

Derrick: "Well, somebody must had turned it way up to 700 degrees."

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