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The Guyver Intro
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Added By: mobscene
On: December 15, 2012
USA/Manga Entertainment Intro
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Quote O' Matic
Colonel Reichstache:
"Your mustache looks like shit. You have to get rid of it."
Private Lahmstache:
"Get rid of it?"
Colonel Reichstache:
"Yes. It looks ridiculous."
Private Lahmstache:
"My mustache? But it is an Arian mustache."
Colonel Reichstache:
"No, this is an Arian mustache. Yours looks like pubes from a dog hooker. A hooker dog."
Private Lahmstache:
"Funny you should say that. You look like you fell into a hairy ass with glue stuck on your lip."
Colonel Reichstache:
"This is an Arian mustache. I'm embarrassed for you. You look ridiculous."
Private Lahmstache:
"This is an Arian mustache. This is mine. This is a good looking mustache."
Colonel Reichstache:
"Are you going to cry now?"
Private Lahmstache:
"This is..."
Colonel Reichstache:
"Cry home to your mommy. Are you a little cry baby?"
Private Lahmstache:
"Your mustache... [wipes tears]"
Colonel Reichstache:
"Sorry, but you have to get rid of it. It looks ridiculous. [Private Lahmstache notices that the tank is missing]"
Private Lahmstache:
"Where did the tank go?"
Kung Fury:
"[Kung Fury holds the tank upward from the barrel and squashes the two Nazi soldiers with it] Tank you."
Added By: Clint_Olson
Kung Fury
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