Wakko:
"Wanna see me make bubbles with my spit?"
Yakko:
"Uhhhhhhhhhhh, maybe later."
Dot:
"Yakko, isn't the use of falling anvils going to be a bit too excessive?"
Yakko:
"Yes."
Dot:
"OK."
Yakko:
"Is it Abraham Lincoln?"
Baloney:
"No."
Dot:
"Could it be Nancy Kerrigan?"
Baloney:
"No."
Yakko:
"Is it a big, fat polyester dinosaur who's the color of an International House of Pancakes with a paper plate over his face?"
Baloney:
"No! It's me, Baloney!"
Baloney the Dinosaur:
""I" is for "imagine", "M" is for "Me", "A"is for the letter A, "G" is for "G". "I" is for.."imagine", "N" is for "Nice", "E" is for "Egad! I said Imagine twice"!"
Kid #1:
"Boy, there's nothing better to do after school than to stay after school and play!"
Kid #2:
"I love school so much, I wish I could marry it!"
Dot:
"Say, why don't you go paint that Moaning Lisa, Leonardo?"
Michaelangelo:
"That's Da Vinci!"
Dot:
"That's delightful!"
Yakko:
"That's delovely but we have a ceiling to paint!"
Miss Flamiel:
"This is a classroom, not a music hall! Now find your seats!"
Yakko:
"Got my seat."
Wakko:
"Got mine."
Dot:
"Here's mine."
Yakko:
"Bet you don't have trouble finding yours."
Dot:
"We need to find someplace to stay until the Emmys."
Yakko:
"Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego staying?"
Wakko:
"HELLOOOOOOOOO NURSE!"
Yakko:
"Wheel of Morality, turn turn turn. Tell us the lesson that we should learn."
Yakko:
"And the moral of today's story is, Win a free trip to Tahiti!"
Miss Flamiel:
"Let me warn you that I will tolerate no foolishness! Are we clear?"
Yakko:
"No, we're opaque.(snaps finger and they turn transparent)Now we're clear!"
Miss Flamiel:
"What is the meaning of the word "procrastination"?"
Wakko:
"I'll tell you tomorrow."
Miss Flamiel:
"Dot, what can you tell me about the great scientists of the 18th century?"
Dot:
"They're all dead."
Miss Flamiel:
"Yakko, can you count to 100?"
Yakko:
"One, two, skip a few, ninety-nine, one hundred!"
Miss Flamiel:
"No, give me all the numbers!"
Yakko:
"Hey, it's only a six minute cartoon!"
Miss Flamiel:
"We will begin class by reciting the Pledge of Allegiance. Please repeat after me."
The Warners:
"Please repeat after me."
Miss Flamiel:
"No, no, no. Wait until I start, then repeat after me."
The Wanrners:
"No, no, no. Wait until I start, then repeat after me."
Miss Flamiel:
"Stop that! I'm warning you!"
The Warners:
"Stop that! I'm warning you!"
Miss Flamiel:
"Stop it, stop it, stop it!!"
The Warners:
"Stop it, stop it, stop it!!"
Miss Flamiel:
"If you don't stop it right now, I shall scream!"
The Warners:
"If you don't stop it right now, I shall scream!"
Miss Flamiel:
"All right! That's it!!"
The Warners:
"All right! That's it!!"
Miss Flamiel:
"Aah!!!"
The Warners:
"Aah!!! With Liberty and justice for all."
Yakko:
"Wait a minute. You expect us poor innocent children to climb dangerous scaffold and paint naked people all over a church?!"
All:
"We'll do it!"
Dot:
"Ew! More naked people!"
Yakko:
"I wouldn't go flashing that around if I were you Mike. This is a church."
Michaelangleo:
"You fools! I'm the great Michelangelo and this is the Sistine Chapel!"
Yakko:
"Really? If you're so great, what did you do with the other fifteen chapels, huh? Got you there!"
Yakko:
"Very Pete Townshend-esque."
Dot:
"Who?"
Wakko:
"Exactly!"
Wakko:
"Hey mister, pull a rabbit out of your pants!"
Audience:
"Shhh!"
Yakko:
"What are ya, leaky tires?"
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