Timmy:
"Millard Fillmore, 13th President of the United States! Your mother called you Flippy!"
Mr. Crocker:
"If I can only get them to sit in my electric fairy detector chair. If they survive, they're FAIRIES! And if not I HAVE TENURE!!"
Mom:
"Timmy! Do your taxes!"
Timmy:
"I'm ten!"
Wanda:
"It sure was nice of Timmy to watch Poof while we went Flamenco dancing, isn't it?"
Cosmo:
"I thought you said flamingo dancing! My bad!"
Cosmo:
"This episode is brought to you buy the Society for A Healthy Colon!"
Cosmo & Wanda:
"Yay, colons!"
Dad:
"Good thing I landed on this nice soft Mom!"
Cosmo:
"It's a show about nothing! How do we know when it's over?"
Vicky:
"I do!"
Dad:
"Well, Timmy. You'd better listen or it's off to the clink. Which I hear is nice! Why don't I get to go to the nice clink?!"
Timmy:
"Where's America?! All I can find on this stupid globe is Usa!"
Timmy Turner:
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!!!!! (crash)"
Wanda:
"Timmy! You're awake! We have great news!"
Timmy Turner:
"There's no encore?"
Wanda:
"We've been finally invited to a party at Cupid's!"
Timmy Turner:
"And I care about this why?"
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Dad:
"Hey! You're the guy on the dollar!"
Wanda:
"You got her up four hours late for her medicine?!"
Cosmo:
"Yes. At first she was real mad, then she got real quiet."
Mr. Crocker:
"May I offer you a chair?"
Cosmo:
"Sure! May I offer you a fish?"
Timmy:
"It's Saturday! You know what that means?!"
Cosmo:
"Cartoons!"
Wanda:
"Outdoor activities like gardening and bird watching. Or cartoons..."
Cosmo:
"Or Vicky! Wait, that's a bad thing! Or Vicky!!"
Dad:
"We're going to read "The Little Dolphin Who Cried (dolphin noises)"!"
Mom:
"Have fun you two!"
Timmy:
"Wanda, isn't this the part where you usually warn me how this wish could go horribly wrong?"
Wanda:
"No. I kind of like this one. In fact, isn't there someone else you'd like to make smarter? Anyone at all? That rhymes with Josmo?"
Cosmo:
"Geology, geometry, geography. What's the difference? They all start with J."
Wanda:
"Here's another "J" word for you-Jidiot!"
Dad:
"And this is where I'd put a trophy. If I had one! Sorry, lost the happy. But the happy's back!"
Wanda:
"Now here's Cosmo with the weather."
Cosmo:
"I thought you said "feather"."
Vicky:
"Bad dog! You know you're only supposed to do that outside or at Timmy's house!"