Howie Generic:
"This is an old antique radio I had when I was a kid. Lots of time, I spend all day just listening to The Beatles. They were big, Forget big. They were huge."
Bobby Generic:
"The Beatles were huge?!?"
Mom:
"For cryin' in the mud, Bobby, you could grow potatos behind those ears, dontcha know.
-Mom"
Uncle Ted:
"Hey Bobb-O!
-Uncle Ted"
Bobby:
"Mom is Pepermint?
-Bobby"
Uncle Ted:
"Time for Noogies!
-Uncle Ted"
Bobby:
"What happend to hank.
-Bobby"
Bobby:
"You kissed me? OH YUCK!
-Bobby"
Bobby (immitating his mom):
"NO! I WANT MY GEE GOLLY FORT DAY DONTCHA' KNOW!?!?
-Bobby (immitating his mom)"
Bobby:
"Am I in trouble?
-Bobby"
Uncle Ted and Bobbie (singing):
"Fish don't stink! Under the water the fish don't stink!
-Uncle Ted and Bobbie (singing)"
Uncle Ted:
"Oh boy, socks in a can! Ya' know, they make great wedding gifts.
-Uncle Ted"
Bobby:
"I was at the bottom of the pool, I don't know for how long. But it must have been a while, because I had time to write this song.
-Bobby"
Bobby at a Sport store:
"Manager: How about a cup?
Bobby: No thanks, not thirsty
-Bobby at a Sport store"
Bobby:
"Funny I thought only boys had Tentacles.
-Bobby"
Bobby:
"If he's the best man, why isn't she marrying him?
-Bobby"
Bobby:
"Hush little baby, don't say a word, mama's gonna buy you a mocking bird, and if that mocking bird don't sing... I'm gonna rip off his feathers and tear off his wings!
-Bobby"
Whole family:
"Someone: Bobby GeNERic?
It's GENeric!!
-Whole family"
Derek:
"IF YOU WET THE BED I'LL KILL YOU !!!"