Full House
Debut: September 22, 1987
Ended: May 23, 1995

Full House is centered around a sports broadcaster later turned morning talk show host named Danny Tanner (Bob Saget) and his three daughters, D.J., Stephanie, and Michelle. In the beginning of the series his wife, Pam, is killed by a drunk driver so he needs help raising the girls. He asks his rock musician brother-in-law, Jesse Katsopolis (John Stamos), and his struggling comedian best friend, Joey Gladstone (Dave Coulier), to move in with them. As the show goes on, Jesse marries Rebecca Donaldson, Danny's cohost on the talk show. They have twins named Nicholas and Alexander. Channel: nickelodeon, nickmom, teennick, cmt. In 2016 a sequel series called Fuller House debuted on Netflix in which a now widowed D.J. (Candace Cameron-Bure) moves back into her childhood home with Stephanie (Jodie Sweetin) and her best friend of nearly 30 years, Kimmy Gibbler (Andrea Barber), to help raise her three sons, Jackson, Max, and Tommy Jr., and Kimmy's 12-year-old daughter, Ramona (Soni Nicole Bringas).

Michelle: "Hey Aunt Becky, I have a question. What do you call a boy ladybug?"
Rebecca: "Confused."
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Jesse: "Have mercy."
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Michelle: "All right! Let's pig out!"
Danny: "You're not being polite young lady."
Michelle: "Sorry. Let's pig out, please!"
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Jesse: "Beck wait. We need to talk."
Rebecca: "Well make it quick I'm jumping off a bridge in an hour."
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Jesse: "Joey, two questions. Can you help me, and what did I just put in my mouth?"
Joey: "Yes and, flounder tart!"
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Kimmy: "I know how smart I am, and you're really dumb, D-U-M, dumb!"
DJ: "Kimmy, there's a B!"
Kimmy: "Where? I hate bees!"
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Kimmy: "Wait, what time does the Six-o-clock News start?"
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Stephanie: "Dad, can you get Comet out of the house later so Joey and I can set up his surprise party?"
Danny (sarcastically): "Oh and where do you want me to take him dinner and a movie?"
Stephanie: "Don't be silly, he's a dog… take him shopping."
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Michelle: "I can spell Michelle: M-I-C-H-E-L…L-L-L…E!"
Danny: "That was very good Michelllllllle."
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Danny: "So, Michelle, I think there's an important lesson to learn here."
Michelle: "Yes. No swimming in the kitchen."
Danny: "Yes, that's a good lesson but I meant always listen to your father."
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Michelle: "Now it's my turn to drive the car."
Joey: "Sorry, you know the rule: no driving until you're eight years old!"
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Michelle: "There's a car in the kitchen!"
DJ: "Yes, and there's a bus in the bathroom."
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DJ: "Dad, I want to get one more picture of you."
Danny: "DJ, this is a serious matter."
DJ: "It's OK, you don't have to smile."
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Michelle: "You're in big trouble, mister!"
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Michelle: "You got it, dude!"
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Michelle: "Daddy, when does my party start?"
Danny: "Two and a half hours."
Michelle: "Two and a half hours?! How long is that?!"
Danny: "Two Sesame Streets and a Mr. Rogers."
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Joey Gladstone: "Cut it Out"
Steph: "[to Joey and Jesse] Are you gonna cook Michelle?"
Joey: "We're changing her diaper."
Steph: "Oh, then how do you roast a turkey?"
Jesse: "[Rebecca is a terrible singer] I'll just teach her to sing on key. Or in a key."
Joey: "How about the Florida Keys?"
Jesse: "[Playing a video game] Waterfall. Go up! Go up!"
Becky: "It's a kayak. It doesn't go up!"
Jesse: "It's enchanted for crying out loud!"
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