"Watching this hurts me; more than it hurts you.
Michael... what, is, that,... [as Jordan starts flippin' channels] thing?"
"What's Up, Doc?"
Bugs Bunny Daffy Duck Porky Pig The Nerdlucks and Michael Jordan:
"(At the end of the film after the credits)
Bugs: Well, That's All Folks!
Porky: Th-th-that's my line!
Daffy: Step aside, Babe, let a STAR do this! That's All-
(Daffy is pushed)
Nerdlucks: That's All Folks!
(Michael holds up the circle)
Michael: Can I go home now?
"Eh you were expecting the Easter Bunny?"
"You're a cartoon, you're not real."
"Not real, eh? If I weren't real could I do this? (kisses Michael)"
"Alright you're real!"
"*getting to his seat* Pardon me.. oh, sorry"
"Hey, down in front! *throws popcorn box as saying this*"
"Ooh! *popcorn bag hits him square in the head, and falls like a ton of bricks.*"
"uh uh uh can I have you autograph sir"
"WE NEED YOUR HELP!"
"You've heard of the Dream Team? Well, we're the MEAN Team!"
"Just stay out of my way."
"You... All of you... Are now our prisoners! (The Looney Tunes all laugh out loud)"
"Okay, bunny... Gather up you're toon pals; we're taking ya for a ride!"
"Yay! Totally, all right! So, like, where're we goin'?" (Pound slaps him hard) "Are we there yet?"
"Eh, not so fast, docs... You can't just toin us into slaves; that would be bad. You've got to give us a chance to defend ourselves."
"But I'm a baseball player."
"Right, and I'm a Shakespearean actor."
"We ain't a-goin' nowheres!"
"Ooo! She's hot!"
"You wanna play a little one-on-one, doll?"
"On the court, 'Bugs'..."
"I came to pick you up. You have a game to play."
"I am helping my friends right now."
"Are you aware that your "friends" are cartoon characters?"
"So if it doesn't bother you, it doesn't bother me."
"Nice shot Mr. Bird."
"Nice shot Mr. Larry."
"She was wide open."