Space Jam
Release: November 15, 1996
Release: November 15, 1996

Swackhammer is the owner of a decrypt and run-down amusement park in space named Moron Mountain. When the park is in danger of going out of business he sends his minions the Nerdlucks to Earth where they kidnap the Looney Tunes thinking they would be a great new attraction. Bugs Bunny forms a bet with the Nerdlucks and says that if they can beat the Tunes in a contest, Bugs then the Tunes will stay at Moron Mountain. Because of the aliens' small stature, Bugs decides that the deciding contest will be a basketball game. Doing some research on "basketball" the Nerdlucks go back to Earth and steal the skills of the greatest NBA Players, which transforms them into the intimidating Monstars. After the Monstars do indeed become a direct intimidation to the Tunes they decide to return to Earth and recruit the greatest player in the League, none other than Michael Jordan himself!

Jim Rome: "Watching this hurts me; more than it hurts you. Michael... what, is, that,... [as Jordan starts flippin' channels] thing?"
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Bugs Bunny: "What's Up, Doc?"
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Bugs Bunny Daffy Duck Porky Pig The Nerdlucks and Michael Jordan: "(At the end of the film after the credits) Bugs: Well, That's All Folks! Porky: Th-th-that's my line! Daffy: Step aside, Babe, let a STAR do this! That's All- (Daffy is pushed) Nerdlucks: That's All Folks! (Michael holds up the circle) Michael: Can I go home now? (Movie ends)"
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Michael: "Bugs Bunny?"
Bugs: "Eh you were expecting the Easter Bunny?"
Michael: "You're a cartoon, you're not real."
Bugs: "Not real, eh? If I weren't real could I do this? (kisses Michael)"
Michael: "Alright you're real!"
Foghorn Leghorn: "*getting to his seat* Pardon me.. oh, sorry"
Dog: "Hey, down in front! *throws popcorn box as saying this*"
Foghorn Leghorn: "Ooh! *popcorn bag hits him square in the head, and falls like a ton of bricks.*"
Porky Pig: "uh uh uh can I have you autograph sir"
Bugs Bunny: "WE NEED YOUR HELP!"
Daffy Duck: "Mother!"
Pound: "You've heard of the Dream Team? Well, we're the MEAN Team!"
Daffy: "Just stay out of my way."
Pound: "You... All of you... Are now our prisoners! (The Looney Tunes all laugh out loud)"
Pound: "Okay, bunny... Gather up you're toon pals; we're taking ya for a ride!"
Blanko: "Yay! Totally, all right! So, like, where're we goin'?" (Pound slaps him hard) "Are we there yet?"
Bugs Bunny: "Eh, not so fast, docs... You can't just toin us into slaves; that would be bad. You've got to give us a chance to defend ourselves."
Michael Jordan: "But I'm a baseball player."
Bugs Bunny: "Right, and I'm a Shakespearean actor."
Yosemite Sam: "We ain't a-goin' nowheres!"
Tweety: "Ooo! She's hot!"
Bugs Bunny: "You wanna play a little one-on-one, doll?"
Lola Bunny: "Doll'??"
Bugs Bunny: "Uh-huh..."
Lola Bunny: "On the court, 'Bugs'..."
Stan: "I came to pick you up. You have a game to play."
Michael Jordan: "I am helping my friends right now."
Stan: "Are you aware that your "friends" are cartoon characters?"
Michael Jordan: "Yeah, so?"
Stan: "So if it doesn't bother you, it doesn't bother me."
Stan: "Nice shot Mr. Bird."
Larry Bird: "Larry, please."
Stan: "Nice shot Mr. Larry."
Daffy Duck: "She was wide open."
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