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Futurama

Debut: January 01, 1999

Ended: January 01, 2013

Debut: January 01, 1999

Ended: January 01, 2013

A comedy from the creators of "The Simpsons". A pizza delivery boy named Fry accidentally gets cryogenically frozen and awakens in the year 3000. He adapts to life in the 31st century and works for his great-great x20 nephew's intergalactic delivery company. There's a great cast of characters, including Leela, a cyclops woman who was orphaned as a child (and Fry's crush); Bender, a loud mouthed beer guzzling robot; Zoidberg a crustacean like alien who is often times the butt of the crew's jokes; and Zapp Brannigan, an idiotic windbag general who thinks he's God's gift to women. The show was hysterical, but was cancelled after its fifth season. However, after the successful comeback of Family Guy, Matt Groening has decided to release several staright-to-DVD Futurama movies. The series was revived in 2008 by Comedy Central but was cancelled in 2013. It is also aired on Cartoon Network at night at 10:30 and 11:00

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Quotes

Bender: "Bite my shiny, metal ass!"

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Fry: "Its just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. Then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns, and also, he got a race car!"

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Fry: "Bender bit a poo penny! Bender bit a poo penny!"

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Clamps: "Scuttle on home. This ain't none of your business, Slick."

Zoidberg: "My name isn't Slick. It's Zoidberg. John f**king Zoidberg!"

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Zoidberg: "Oh, the fear!"

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Prof. Farnsworth: "That's going to bleed when my heart beats."

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Prof. Farnsworth: "Oh, fuff! Why bother remembering anything? You're just going to forget it 5 seconds later."

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Bender: "The secret was scratching really, REALLY hard!"

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Prof. Farnsworth: "What an exquisite day. That azure sky, the verdant treetops. Those delightful birds with their chirp, chirp, chirp and their tweet, tweet, splat."

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Prof. Farnsworth: "Dear Lord! We've got robots on the ceiling!"

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Bender: "Fry, it doesn't mean anything; I have love enough for two!"

Fry: "Words! Nothing but sweet, sweet words that turn into bitter orange wax in my ears."

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Fry: "Hello?! Hello?! Pizza delivery for I-C Wiener? Aw crud! I would have thought that at this point in my life I would be the one making the prank phone calls."

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Bender's severed head: "I'll give you $5 to not do what you're thinking about doing... *Dog pees on Bender*"

Bender: "Heheh, you just lost FIVE dollars."

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Bender: "Its just you and me *looks at the beer*"

Fry: "Hey!"

Bender: "Quiet beer!"

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zoidberg: "zoyby want ballon!"

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Bender: "Is he Dumb or Just Ugly?"

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Leela: "How can you trick lots of innocent people into drinking something that comes out of your behind? That's disgusting!"

Slurm Queen: "Is it? Honey comes from a bee's behind, milk comes from a cow's behind, and do you ever use toothpaste?"

Fry: "Whose behind does that come out of?"

Slurm Queen: "You don't wanna know."

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Fry: "Why am I naked and sticky? Did I miss something fun?"

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Amy: "I know whose funeral we'll be attending next"

Professor: "Oh , stop!"

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Fry: "Bender, I can't take much more of this! I want outta here!"

Bender: "What, are you kidding? This place is great! Free electroshock whenever you want it, two Lincolns for every Napoleon... Ah, sweet light crude..."

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