Beetlejuice
Release: March 30, 1988
Release: March 30, 1988

After Barbara and Adam Maitland are killed in a car crash, they find themselves trapped as ghosts in their beautiful New England farmhouse. Their peace is disrupted when a yuppie family, the Deetzs, buy it. They are too nice and harmless as ghosts and all their efforts to scare the Deetzs away are unsuccessful. They eventually turn to another ghost, Beetlejuice, for help... Tim Burton ('Pee-wee's Big Adventure') directs from the screenplay by Michael McDowell and Warren Skaaren ('Beverly Hills Cop II'; 'Fire with Fire'); Story by Michael McDowell & Larry Wilson

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Beetlegeuse: "Attention Kmart shoppers..."
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Beetlegeuse: "I've seen "The Exorcist" about 167 times, and it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it!"
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Football Player: "Hey Coach, I don't think we survived that plane crash."
Juno: "I'm not your coach! He survived!"
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Lydia Deetz: "I'm strang and Unusual"
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Betelgeuse: "bring the little partners down, we got plenty of snakes for them to play with, theres no problem with that at all . so, say it once, say it twice, third times a charm, and remeber, i'll eat any thing you want me to eat, i'll swallow any thing you want me to swallow. Come on down now, i'll (snaps) chew on a dog Wooh!"
Betelgeuse: "[after a truck crashes into the streetlight and gasoline sprays up from the engine] You bunch of losers! How dare you interrupt a professional while he's working?!"
Adam Maitland: "What I mean to say is, what are your qualifications?"
Beetlejuice: "Ah, well... I attended Juilliard, I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school, I travel quite extensively, I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that, I've seen 'The Exorcist' about a HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, and it keeps getting better EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT!!!"
Beetlejuice: "Go ahead. Make my millennium. AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!"
Barbara: "Betelgeuse betelgeuse betelgeuse"
Beetlejuice: "NICE F***ING MODEL!!!"
beetlegeuse: "(imporsinating lydia) my name is lydia deetz and i am of sound mind,the man next to me is the one i want, you asked me,i'm answering,yes i love that man of mine."
beetlegeuse: "(imporsinating lydia) my name is lydia deetz and i am of sound mind,the man next to me is the one i want, you asked me,i'm answering,yes i love that man of mine."
beetlejuice: "nice fuckin model!"
Lydia: "She's sleeping with Prince Valium tonight -Lydia"
Barbara(posessed): "Learn to throw your voice, fool your friends, fun at parties. -Barbara(posessed)"
Beryl, Otho: "Beryl: Paranormal? Is that what they're calling your kind these days? Otho: Don't mind her. She's still upset because somebody dropped a house on her sister. -Beryl, Otho"
Otho: "Otho: Ugh. Deliver me from L.L. Bean. -Otho"
Bettlejuice: "you guys are a spookters aren't u let's trun on the juice and see what shakes losse -Bettlejuice"
Dead Football Player: "Hey, coach? Where's the men's room?"
Juno: "I'm not your coach! He survived!"
Betelguese: "(kicks over tree in graveyard) Nice F*ck*n model <honk> <honk> (as he grabs his genitals) -Betelguese"
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