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Taken from 2024.
Quote O' Matic
Peter (Han Solo):
"Everything's under control here. Situation normal."
Stormtrooper:
"What happened?"
Peter (Han Solo):
"We had a slight weapons malfunction, but everything's perfectly all right. We're fine. We're all fine here now. Thank you. How are you?"
Stormtrooper:
"I've been better."
Peter (Han Solo):
"Well, tell me what's up."
Stormtrooper:
"Well, I'm in this relationship and it doesn't seem to be going anywhere. I like her, but we're not really connecting."
Peter (Han Solo):
"How long has it been?"
Stormtrooper:
"About ten months."
Peter (Han Solo):
"And how often do you see each other?"
Stormtrooper:
"Couple times a week."
Peter (Han Solo):
"Well, why don't you try seeing each other a little more often and see if you connect a little more? And if not, it may be time to move on. Thanks for calling. This is Han Solo and I'm gonna be keeping you company for the next few hours right here on the midnight shift."
Added By: Clint_Olson
