"What is this?"
"Isn't it obvious? This is a trap."
"It's all part of the show."
"What's wrong, little girl? I thought you liked being scared."
"Hello, Rachel. Welcome to the show."
"Vink with a Va Va Va!
"I thought I just saw Nosferatu step out of the movie!
"I declare this meeting of the Midnight Society closed. [pours water on fire.]
"Pick the right door and you'll go free... pick the wrong door and there he'll be.
"Whats the matter kid dont like to laugh?
"(laughs) hey what do you think I am some kind of clown?
"Do you know what happned to the last guy who tried to stop me? well lets just say his subscription was canceled.
Belinda and Ricky:
"Belinda: I wouldn't go out there if I were you.
Ricky: Good thing you're not me.
-Belinda and Ricky"
"That's SarDO! No Mr, accent on the "Do"."
"I don't have much of a sense of humor Ethan."
"Yeah, well I don't have an Uncle Bob."
"When you taste my soup you're tasting fear, and that's a taste you won't soon forget."
"It's the most fun in the park, when you're laughing in the dark."
"Sold! But i'm losing on the deal!"
"I'll cripple you later, you little dweeb"
"This isn't silver; it's steel!"
"Arabarious Boca Radi. Creature of darkness come to me. Arabarious Boca Radette. I command you, enter this amulet."