Roger:
"Clarice! Your hair! I mean you're here!"
Radio Annoucner:
"Lots of tie-ups this mornin'. It's 20 minutes for the Lincoln, 10 for the Holland. The B.Q.E. is backed up for about 2 miles, and if you're takin' the Van Wyck, better allow an extra 15. Whateva ya do, stay outta midtown. It's gonna be wall-to-wall limos as socialite Clarice Kensington finally lands her man!"
Roger:
"I don't know what's more bruised, my butt or my ego."
Alyssa:
"I've lost my mother, now I've lost my father! I have no family. I'm an orphan, and I'm running away, so don't you dare tell Daddy!"
Diane:
"I must be crazy. But I'm not goin' in that church. No matter what happens, I am NOT goin' in that church!"
Roger:
"I made my money the old-fashioned way - pure dumb luck."
Diane:
"Bad sense of direction."
Amanda:
"This orphan stuff is like growing up in the dog-pound. Everybody wants a puppy."
Diane:
"You should really put iodine on your butt... cut."
Roger:
"Do you think maybe my daughter's asking for a little attention?"
Vincenzo:
"I'd say she's demanding it"
Diane:
"Sorry to ruin your wedding. I just didn't want the wrong girl going down the aisle. I mean the wrong flower girl."
Roger:
"I think you had it right the first time."
Amanda:
"All this money and these people eat slugs?"
Diane:
"You know, I really thought it was that can't-eat, can't-sleep, reach-for-the-stars, over- the-fence, World Series kind of stuff."
Vincenzo (turning off the radio):
"What in the name of God is going on here?"
Amanda (nervous):
"Oh... uhhh... hi Vinny, I mean Vincenzo. I, uh, got distracted."
Vincenzo:
"Oh, you don't have to apologize."
Amanda:
"Really?"
Vincenzo:
"Mm-hmm."
Amanda:
"Cool. I mean, I'm just so terribly relieved that you aren't... pissed."
Vincenzo:
"Ohh." (surprised) "Pissed, miss?
(Amanda realizes her faux pas.)"
Vincenzo:
"(to Amanda)"
Diane Barrows:
"Sorry to ruin your wedding. I just didn't want the wrong girl going down the aisle. I mean the wrong flower girl."
Roger Callaway:
"I think you had it right the first time."
Clarice:
"I have never been more humiliated in my life!"
Alyssa:
"Want a bet? (she steps on the dress and it rips off clarice)"
-Amanda:
"Putter there..my names amanda!"
Diana:
"Gum.... Other Gum!"
Amanda:
"Yeah right, and Santa Claus lives with the tooth fairy in Queens."
Diane:
"Guys like him like girls with food names like Cookie or Muffin or Candy, not girls like me."
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