Christmas with the Kranks
Release: November 24, 2004

Nora and Luther Krank are in for a Christmas alone this year. Their daughter Blair is going away on a Peace Corps assignment in Peru over the holidays. After looking at how much money was spent last Christmas, the two decide to skip Christmas and instead attend a ten-day cruise over the holidays. This decision is considered less-than-ideal by the Kranks' friends and neighbors which render them the neighborhood scrooges. All takes a turn for the hectic side, however when Blair announces a surprise return home with a Peruvian finacee for the annual family Christmas party. Mr. and Mrs. Krank have only 12 hours to form a perfect family Christmas with no preparation.

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Spike: "It wasn't valuable."
Luther: "What's it say on there?"
Spike: "Baby's first Christmas."
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Luther: "Smoked trout?"
Nora: "It's better than frozen pizza."
Luther: "What happened to the Hickory Honey ham?"
Nora: "Don't EVER say Hickory Honey ham again!"
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Luther: "I look like my mother. And she's been dead, what, fifteen years?"
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Nora Krank: "What are you doing? It's not even Saturday night"
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Spike: "Are you sure this isn't illegal?"
Luther: "Are you a cop?"
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Vic: "Nora Krank, we're here for Frosty!"
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Spike: "You're skipping Christmas! Isn't that against the law?"
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Luther Krank: "[the opening credits begins while he & Nora is waiting; the Sony Alarm Clock/Radio goes beeping at 8am; first, after he stops the clock] We should get moving. Got a big day."
Nora Krank: "Okay. [she & Luther got out of their bed as the opening title flickers in on the Christmas wreath.]"
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