Game Show Announcer:
"Guests of the new celebrity 'Ding-Dang-Dong' stay at the world-renowned Plaza Hotel, New York's most exciting hotel experience. For reservations, call toll free: 1-800-759-3000."
"Kevin?! You spent $967 on room service?!"
"Excuse me, where's the front lobby?"
"Down the hall and to the left."
Kate and Peter:
"WE DID IT AGAIN!!"
"Beat that you little Trout sniffer!"
"Kevin, you walk out of here and you'll sleep on the third floor."
"Yeah. With me. *sips Coke*"
"SUCK BRICK KID!!!!!"
"you wearing aftershave?"
"that's not aftershave, its kerosene, the rope's soaked in it."
"that's silly, who'd soak a rope in Kerosene?"
"I'm down here, you big horse's ass!"
"...the prisoners have already exchanged Christmas gifts."
"We missed the presents?"
"That's real smart Marv. You bust outta jail to rob 14 cents from a Santa Claus?!"
"Where did you get all that money?"
"Um… I have a lot of grandmas."
"I never made it to the sixth grade, and it looks like you're not gonna, either."
"[his voice playing back deeper on his Talkboy] Howdy-do? This is Peter McCalister, the Father. I'd like a hotel room, please, with an XL bed, a TV, and one of those little refrigerators that you have to open with a key. Credit card? You got it!"
Announcer of the Plaza Hotel commercial:
"Guests of the new celebrity Ding-Dang-Dong stay at the world-renowned Plaza Hotel. For reservations, call toll free: 1-800-759-3000."
"(seeing the hotel bill) "Oh, Daaaad! (bellowing so all of New York can hear) "KEVIN! YOU SPENT $967 ON ROOM SERVICE?!!!!""
"Get outta here, you nosy little pervert, or I'm gonna slap you silly!"
"GET OUT OF HERE YOU NOSY LITTLE PERVERT OR I'M GONNA SLAP YOU SILLY!!"
"Wouldn't want to spoil your fun, Mr. Cheapskate?!"