Aaron:
"We'll be reunited at Cal State Dominguez Hills! I'll be the experienced sophomore, you'll be the hot new freshman. It'll be just like high school, only better. Dorm rooms."
Courtney:
"I hate to be predictable, but I don't give a shit! We learned that routine fair and square. We logged the man-hours. Don't punish the squad for Big Red's mistake. This isn't about cheating. This is about winning. Everyone in favor of winning?"
Sparky:
"I am a choreographer. That's what I do. You are cheerleaders. Cheerleaders are dancers who have gone retarded. What you do is a tiny, pathetic subset of dancing. I will attempt to turn your robotic routines into poetry, written with the human body. Follow me, or perish, sweater monkeys."
Torrance:
"Well, I hope you're not too busy to hear this. Kiss my ass, Aaron. It's over."
Aaron:
"You're a great cheerleader, Tor, and you're cute as hell. Maybe you're just not "captain" material."
Jenelope:
"Can we just beat these Buffys down so I can go home? I'm on curfew girl."
Sparky:
"I understand you have underwear up your ass right now, but it beats the hell out of a shattered skull. Think about it."
Sparky:
"I want you to think of what you ate today. Got it? Now cut that in half, this is called a diet, people, everyone start one today! Darcy, you should stop eating. You see, when you skip a meal, your body feeds off its fat stores. And if you skip enough, maybe your body will eat your ass!"
Isis:
"You wanna make it right? Then when you go to Nationals... bring it. Don't slack off because you feel sorry for us. That way, when we beat you, we'll know it's because we're better."
Torrance:
"Oh, I'll bring it. Don't worry."
Isis:
"I never do."
Courtney:
"Darcy thinks she should get captain 'cause her dad pays for everything."
Whitney:
"He should use some of that money to buy her a clue."
Torrance:
"Courtney, this is not a democracy, it's a cheerocracy. I'm sorry, but I'm overruling you."
Courtney:
"You are being a cheer-tator Torrance and a pain in my ass!"
Jan:
"They don't go, we win; once again, we're the best"
Torrance:
"I define being the best as competing against the best there is out there and beating them. They have to go."
Torrance:
"You're a great cheerleader, Aaron, and you're cute as hell, but maybe you're just not "boyfriend" material."
Football Announcer:
"Our next defeat is scheduled for next Friday, 8 o'clock."
Courtney:
"Why does everyone have to go on a diet?"
Sparky:
"Because! In cheerleading we throw people into the air. And fat people don't go as high."
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