Ross:
""Hey, I grew up with Monica! Either you ate fast or YOU DIDN'T EAT!""
Janice:
"OH...MY...GODDD!!!!!!"
Rachel:
"*Introducing her sister, Jill to everyone* "Well, this is Chandler! And you know Monica and Ross. And that's Phoebe, and that's Joey!""
Joey:
""Hey, how you doin'?--""
Rachel:
""DON'T!!!!!!""
Chandler:
""What if all my stuff was here...?""
Monica:
""Well then you'd have to go back and fourth and it'd get annoying"."
Chandler:
""...Okay...*blinks twice*...What if we moved in together and you understood what I'm saying???!""
Monica:
""Hey, little Ben. I'm your Aunt Monica. Yes I am...
...and I will ALWAYS have gum!""
Joey:
"If u can't talk dirty to me then how are u gonna talk drty to her, now tell me u want to caress my butt!
-Joey"
Phoebe:
"Smelly cat smelly cat what are the feeding you smelly cat smelly cat it's not your fault.They won't take you to the vet youe obviously not their favorite pet.
-Phoebe"
Ross,Rachel,Monica,Chandler:
"(Chandler) Who does the TV GUIDE come to?
(Rachel) I know this one!!!!!!.......Chandler Bing!
(Monica) NOOOOOOOO!
(Ross) I'm sorry that is in correct!
(Monica) No the TV GUIDE comes to Chanandeler Bong!!
-Ross,Rachel,Monica,Chandler"
Joey:
"How you doin'?
-Joey"
Joey/Rachel:
"(Joey)It's like a cow's opinion. It doesn't matter....it's MOO.
(Rachel)Have I been living with him too long or did that make sense?
-Joey/Rachel"
Rachel:
"Ah, salmon skin roll.
-Rachel"
Phoebe & Mike:
"Mike" Did you change your name?" Phoebe "Yes My New name is Princess Consuela Banana Hammock." Mike: "Ok then my name is Crap Bag.
-Phoebe & Mike"
Joey and Rachel:
"(rachel) "Now that bag looks great, it's unisex!"(Joey) Maybe you need sex I just had sex acouple of days ago." (Rachel) " no U N I sex." ( Joey) " Well I can't say no to that!"
-Joey and Rachel"
Phoebe - song:
"Oh the cow in the meadow goes 'moo.' Oh the cow in the meadow goes 'moo.' Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up and that's how we get hamburger. Nooowww chickens!
-Phoebe - song"
Ross and Joey:
"(going through the cookbook to see what Rachel made)
Ross: "The pages are stuck together."
Joey: "Chandler!!"
-Ross and Joey"
Ross and Joey:
"(after eating Rachel's Shepherd's Pie/Trifle)
Ross: "That tastes like feet."
Joey: "I like it."
Ross: "Are you kidding?"
Joey: "What's not to like? Custard? Good. Jam? Good. Meat? Goooooood."
-Ross and Joey"
Phoebe and Parker:
"Parker: "I'm sorry if I put a good spin on everything. It's who I am, I'm a positive person."
Phoebe: "No, I'm a positive person. You're like Santa Claus...
on prozac... in Disneyland... getting laid.
-Phoebe and Parker"
Joey and Rachel:
"Joey: "Behold the new champion of Chandler's stupid state game."
Rachel: "How many you god?"
Joey: "56.
-Joey and Rachel"
Phoebe:
"(talking to a guy she catches looking at her in the coffeehouse)
"You're trying to remember where you know me from. Alright, I'll give you a hint: FROM PORN!! Yeah, your pervert boyfriend watched me in a porno movie!
-Phoebe"
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