Ghost Stories Quotes
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Satsuki Miyanoshita:
[to Keiichirou] Hey, what do you want tonight? Lean Cuisine or dumplings?
Amanojaku:
Dumplings?
Satsuki Miyanoshita:
You're gonna get Meow Mix.
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Gramps:
When this bitch kicks, I'm movin' to Vegas.
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Momoko Koigakubo:
HaveyouacceptedJesusasyourpersonalsaviour?
Leo Kakinoki:
No, I'm Jewish.
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Satsuki Miyanoshita:
That's it? He's clean and then he gets hit by a truck? Where was God?
-Episode 10
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Hajime Aoyama:
Drop the Krispy Kremes, Serpico! We need your help here!
Satsuki Miyanoshita:
The-people-in-my-house-look-like-my-father-and-my-brother-after-an-Eyemasters-exam-but-it's-not-them!
Hajime Aoyama:
Yeah-boogita-didggitda-googity-dig-dig-dig-tikikiti! [Subtitled as: They're imposters! They wear glasses, but they don't have eyes!]
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Satsuki Miyanoshita:
[trying to capture the Bathroom Ghost and save Hajime] Is this right?
Momoko Koigakubo:
It's fine!
Satsuki Miyanoshita:
I don't know. I kinda failed art. Maybe I should shade it in, add some cherry blossoms...
Momoko Koigakubo:
JUST DO IT!
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Satsuki Miyanoshita:
[It's the end of the day] But we were only in there for twenty minutes!
[Approximate running time of the episode up to that point]
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Keiichirou Miyanoshita:
[Momoko, posessed by Satsuki's mother, has just collasped and turned back into herself] Wow, she must've been tired.
Satsuki Miyanoshita:
Momoko! Is that you?
Momoko Koigakubo:
Huh? Where am I?
Satsuki Miyanoshita:
Heaven. Get Up.
Hajime Aoyama:
Aww quit making fun of the Christian. We've got to save Leo!
Satsuki Miyanoshita:
Gotta go! Move it Haji!
[They run off]
Keiichirou Miyanoshita:
That was freaky.
Momoko Koigakubo:
What?
Keiichirou Miyanoshita:
You sounded like mom. I didn't know you did impressions.
Momoko Koigakubo:
What are you talking about? Oh my goodness, do I need to get back on my medications? Tell me, are my eyes red?
Keiichirou Miyanoshita:
Hmm...
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Phone Recording:
[Satsuki attempts to call the Ski Lodge] The number you have dialed is no longer in service. HEY! MAYBE IF THEY PAID THEIR FUCKING PHONE BILL YOU COULD CALL AGAIN!
Satsuki Miyanoshita:
Asian trash, can't pay the phone bill.
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Satsuki Miyanoshita:
[Alone clutching a doll] Looks like it's just you and me, Raggedy-Ann. [Doing ventriloquism] Call Me Barbie. Okay, Barbie... I'm going fuckin' crazy.
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Satsuki Miyanoshita:
Why on earth did we decide to hole up in the old Schoolhouse? Why? WHY?
Hajime Aoyama:
'Cause the mall was closed? I don't know.
Satsuki Miyanoshita:
We passed up REI, we passed up Oshman's, we passed Neiman's for Christ's sake! YOU'RE... AN... IDIOT!
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Kakinomoto, Reo:
They trade places with people's reflections, and walk the streets at night.
Satsuki Miyanoshita:
Kinda like Thriller. A fat Thriller.
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Hajime Aoyama:
My BS detector is going "DING"!
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Momoko Koigakubo:
Sweet Jesus, that was scary!
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Satsuki Miyanoshita:
Moshi moshi? I mean… Hello. I'm sorry to call you at this hour. Can I speak to Tamomi?
Woman:
Tamomi? Ain't no Tamomi girl here living here, so what?. Get your crack head ass head into some rehab, I aint got time for this bull…
Satsuki:
[He drops the phone in shock] Mother F-[bleep].
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Hajime Aoyama:
I'm going to beat your ass!
Leo Kakinoki:
You sure are talking about my butt a lot lately.
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Hajime Aoyama:
Holy crack addicts, it hit the gym!
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Satsuki Miyanoshita:
[after realizing they've traveled back in time] HOLY TIME MACHINE BATMAN! It's 1973!
Hajime Aoyama:
Holy pre-Parkinson's Michael J. Fox Christopher Lloyd Back To The Future plot ripoff device! Where's my Delorean?
Satsuki Miyanoshita:
Pre-Parkinson's? You are so shockingly hateful.
Hajime Aoyama:
I don't feel sorry for him, he was in "Light Of Day".
[Shudders]
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Keiichirou Miyanoshita:
I'm gonna make a SnowMan and a SnowWoman, and maybe even a little Snow Keiichirou! but I guess i'll have to make the SnowWoman dead, because mom's dead.
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Momoko Koigakubo:
Oh my, what a gifted Seamstress! I hope you're not a homosexual.