National Lampoon's Animal House Quotes
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Dean Wormer:
Mr. Blutoski.... ZERO! POINT! ZERO!
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Dean Wormer:
Put a sock in it boy or else you're out of here like shit through a goose!
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Folk Singer: I gave my love a chicken that had no bone..."
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Bluto: "Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"

Otter: "Germans?"

Boon: "Forget it. He's rolling."
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Folk Singer: "I gave..."

(Bluto takes his guitar and smashes it against the wall)

Bluto: "Sorry!"

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Folk Singer: "I gave my love a story that had no end..."
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Folk Singer: "I gave my love a cherry that had no stone..."
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Dean Wormer: Greg, what is the worst fraternity on this campus?
Greg: Well that would be hard to say, sir. They're each outstanding in their own way.
Dean Wormer: Cut the horseshit, son. I've got their disciplinary files right here. Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode.
Greg: You're talking about Delta, sir.
Dean Wormer: Of course I'm talking about Delta, you TWERP!
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Flounder: I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer.
Boon: Face it, Kent. You threw up *on* Dean Wormer.
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Flounder: You guys playing cards?
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Bluto: "Holy s***!"
D-Day: "There were blanks in that gun!"
Flounder: "I didn't even point the gun at him!"
Bluto: "Holy s***!"
D-Day: "There WERE blanks in that gun!"
Flounder: "Maybe he had a heart-attack..."
Bluto: "HOLY S***!!!"
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Neidermeyer:
Is that a PLEDGE PIN ON YOUR UNIFORM!!!
-Neidermeyer
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Pinto:
Boone, we're the only white people here.
-Pinto
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Ottis Day:
They put the oooommmm mou mou, oh oh oh oh...back in to my smile
-Ottis Day
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Pinto/Bluto:
Bluto--"From now on your Delta Tau Kai name is.........Pinto!"
Pinto--"Why Pinto?"
Bluto--"BELCH.....WHY NOT!"
-Pinto/Bluto
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Neidermeyer:
You're all worthless and weak! Now drop and give me twenty!

-Neidermeyer
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Dean Vernon Wormer:
I hate those guys.
-Dean Vernon Wormer
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D-Day:
Ramming speed!
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Mean Dude:
Do you mind if we dance with your dates?

-Mean Dude
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Babs:
That boy is a P-I-G pig.
-Babs