33693
Narwhal:
Bye, Buddy. Hope you find your dad.
Buddy:
Thanks Mr. Narwhal!
33685
Buddy:
We elves try to stick to the four food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns, and syrup.
33684
Buddy:
Just say it. I'm the worst toy maker in the world. I'm a cotton-headed ninny-muggins!
31559
Employee:
Passion Fruit Spray?
Buddy:
Fruit Spray? Sure! (puts in mouth) AaaaOoooeeuuw!
31249
Elf Teacher:
Elf credo everyone!
Elves:
Number one-Treat every day like Christmas.
Number two-There is room for everyone on the nice list.
Number three-The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.
Number two-There is room for everyone on the nice list.
Number three-The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.
31248
Santa:
I've been to New York thousands of times and I have a few things to tell you. If you find gum on the street leave it there! It's not free candy! Next, there are like 30 Bernie's Pizzas. They all claim to be the original but that one's on 11th. And if you see a sign that says "Peep Show" it doesn't mean they are letting you look at your presents before Christmas.
31199
Buddy:
The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear!
31198
Walter:
Who sent this Christmas gram?
Buddy:
What's a Christmas gram?! I want one!
31197
Walter:
You look like you came from the North Pole.
Buddy:
That's exactly where I came from! Santa must've called!
Walter:
Uh, yeah. I just got off the phone with him.
31196
Buddy:
(singing)I..I'm here, with my dad, and we never met. And he wants me to sing him a song. And I was adopted, but you didn't know I was born. So I'm here now, I found you, Daddy. And guess what? I love you, I love you, I love you!! Dad!
31195
Gimbel's Manager:
Hey! There's no singing in the North Pole!
Buddy:
Yes there is!
Gimbel's Manager:
No, there's not!
Buddy:
Yes there is! We sing all the time, especially when we make toys!
31194
Buddy:
I..I'm singing! I'm is a store and I'm singing! I'm in a store, and I'm singing!!
31193
Buddy:
Hey! Have you seen these toilets?! They're ginormous!!!
31192
Gimbel's Manager:
OK people, tomorrow morning 10 AM Santa's coming to town!
Buddy:
Santaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! Oh my God!!! Santa here? I know him! I know him!
31191
Buddy:
Wow! What's this?
Gimbel's Manager:
This is the North Pole.
Buddy:
No it's not.
Gimbel's Manager:
Yes it is.
Buddy:
No it's not
Gimbel's Manager:
Yes it is.
Buddy:
No it's not. Where's the snow?
Gimbel's Manager:
Why are you smiling like that?
Buddy:
I just like to smile, smiling's my favorite!
Gimbel's Manager:
Make work your favorite, OK? Work is your new favorite.
31190
Buddy:
Does Santa know you left the workshop?
Miles Finch:
Look, Ragweed. I've had more action in a week than you've had in your entire life! I've got houses in L.A. Fresno, and Veil, each one of them with a 70-inch plasma screen! So I suggest you wipe that stupid smile off your face before I come over there and smack it off! Are you feeling strong, my friend? Call me Elf one more time!
Buddy:
He's an angry elf!
31189
Buddy:
I didn't know you had elves working here!
Miles Finch:
You're hilarious my friend.
31188
Buddy:
Does someone need a hug?
31187
Buddy:
Hey, what's your name? My name's Buddy!
31186
Buddy:
Paul, don't tell him what you want! He's a liar!
Gimbel's Santa:
Let the kid talk.
Buddy:
You disgust me, how can you live with yourself?
Gimbel's Santa:
Just cool it, Zippy!
Buddy:
You sit on a throne of lies!
Gimbel's Santa:
I'm speaking to this kid!
Buddy:
You're a fake!
Gimbel's Santa:
I'm a fake?!
Buddy:
Yes.
Gimbel's Santa:
How'd you like to be dead?
Buddy:
You smell like beef and cheese, you don't smell like Santa!
