The Stupids Quotes
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Agent:I'll do this *spits gum on floor*.Stanly Stupid:Oh my Lloyd!!!
9234
Gas Station Attendant Stanley Stupid:
'Sir, did you know there's a hole in your gas tank.' 'That's how you get the gas in there.'
-Gas Station Attendant Stanley Stupid
9233
Evil Sender:
'If you still love me, Sally, tie a ribbon 'round the old oak tree'. I'm afraid the only thing that's going to be hanging from that tree is you, Bob!
-Evil Sender
9232
Stanley Stupid:
Now that's a well-made shoe.
-Stanley Stupid
9231
Joan Stupid:
Oh dear I left the garbage out over night.
-Joan Stupid
9230
Stanley and Buster Stupid:
S: Be on the look out for anything suspicious. B: Dad, they're putting make-up on men in there. S: Bull's eye.
-Stanley and Buster Stupid
9229
Sender:
No time to talk, I'm afraid. I'm taking over the heads of a dozen foreign countries.
-Sender
9228
Late Night Show Host:
Host: [reading off a "cue card"] Give it up to the Fat Guy!
-Late Night Show Host
9227
Chinese Waiter #2:
It's not our battle to fight, Johnson. We have enough trouble getting soy sauce into these tiny packets!
-Chinese Waiter #2
9226
Joan Stupid:
Oh my God, it's true. The police have kidnapped my children!
-Joan Stupid
9225
Stanley Stupid:
If my wife is my grandmother than I am her grandchild And every time I think of this it nearly drives me wild.
-Stanley Stupid
9224
Joan Stupid:
As your president of Stupidia, I appoint Stanley Stupid head of the army.
-Joan Stupid
9223
Stanley Stupid:
What are you doing you darn bee? Can't you see I'm trying to drive? OH MY GOD, THE DRIVE BEE.
-Stanley Stupid
9222
Buster Petunia and Joan:
What if we formed our own army?' ' Then we'd have to form our own country.' 'We could call it Stupidia.
-Buster Petunia and Joan
9221
graffiti kid:
Some people can be so inconsiderate!
-graffiti kid
9220
Stanley Stupid:
Who is this Sender and what is he doing with other people's mail?

-Stanley Stupid
9219
Stanley Stupid and Lloyd:
Stanley: Hail to thee, Oh Lord.
Lloyd: Actually, it's pronounced 'Lloyd'.

-Stanley Stupid and Lloyd
9218
Lloyd:
Remember: throw your gum in the trash after you get done chewing it. I spend a huge amount of my time cleaning up gum.
-Lloyd
9217
Stanley Stupid:
That's a well-made shoe!
-Stanley Stupid
9216
Buster Stupid:
(Lifts the toilet lid.) MOM!
-Buster Stupid