A short lived dark comedy starring Peter Boyle as a cynical New York City cop.
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Quote O' Matic
Leo Bloom:"(Screams in a panic)"
Max Bialystock:"What's the matter with you?"
Leo Bloom:"I'M HYSTERICAL! I'M HAVING HYSTERICS! I CAN'T STOP WHEN I GET LIKE THIS. I CAN'T STOP. I'M SO, HYSTERICAL!"
Max Bialystock:"I can see that! All right, Calm down, I'm coming. Take it easy, kid. (Throws water at Leo Bloom)"
Leo Bloom:"I'M WET! I'M WET! CAUSE I'M HYSTERICAL!"
Max Bialystock:"(Spanks Leo's face)"
Leo Bloom:"I'M IN PAIN! I'M WET! CAUSE I'M HYSTERICAL! (As He stops Max from Spanking Leo's face) No, don't spank me! Don't spank me! It does not work! It only increases my sense of danger."
Max Bialystock:"What am I going to do? You are making me hysterical too."