Garfield:
"No sweat, Sarge. I'll take that machine gun nest out with my trusty bazooka here!"
Garfield:
"I'm going to city pound, and I'm going to break Odie out of there! Look out, pound; here comes Garfield!"
Garfield:
"No! You can't take Odie away!"
Fast Eddie:
"Let him go, you fool! If you try to stop him, he'll take you too!"
Garfield:
"Who are you, and what business is it of yours anyhow?"
Fast Eddie:
"My name is Fast Eddie, and this is my associate, Fluffy. And if you must know, you should be nice to the mutt there because, uh...he's the next to go."
Garfield:
"When I want in, I want in NOW."
Garfield:
"It's pathetic the way some animals beg at the table. Where is your pride, Odie?"
Garfield:
"(after he smashes Jon's breakfast in his face)
I'm only human."
Garfield:
"It's pathetic the way some animals beg at the table. Where is your pride, Odie?"
Garfield:
"I'm bored. Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored. I'm bored.
-Garfield"
Garfield:
"I hate mornings. I like 'em better if they started later.
-Garfield"
Garfield:
"What we have here is a failure to communicate.
-Garfield"
Garfield (impersonating Scarlett O'Hara):
"Rhett, Rhett, whatever shall I do? Wherever shall I go?
-Garfield (impersonating Scarlett O'Hara)"
Garfield:
"I'm not known for my compassion.
-Garfield"
Garfield:
"Home is where they understand you.
-Garfield"
Jon:
"Well, I suppose you boys had a big night, singing on the fence, chasing cars, while I sat home and worried myself sick over you?" (Garfield and Odie nod) "I thought so.
-Jon"
Garfield:
"When I want in, I want in now!
-Garfield"
Hubert:
"Hello, city pound? This is Hubert on Main Street, I've got a couple of customers for you, send a truck right over! [truck pulls up] What took you so long?
-Hubert"
Garfield:
"Good morning sunshine. Welcome to another fun-filled day with your favorite pet.
-Garfield"
Garfield:
"So this is what it feels like to be potato salad.
-Garfield"