Marge:"The clown has been in Kingfield before; He's always been here. [she starts the archive VHS recording]"
Kent Brockman:"[Introuncer] Channel 14 and Fume Champ, Super-Leaded Gasoline, present: 'The Yuk-Yuk Hour with Krusto!', the clown."
Krusto:"[He peaks in from the curtains as the kid-participated audience cheers] Hey-hey! Thanks for, the Big Hand. [He holds and throws out the "Big Hand", as the audience laughs]"
Homer:"[Marge stops the tape; He presents the album of publicity flyers] In 1936, He had a radio hour. ("It's Krusto Time!" on WOVL - 66.6 AM) In 1909, a vaudeville review. ("The Krusto Follies" at the Aztec Theatre) And in 1882, He was a emcee for a freak show. ("Krusto D. Clown's Troupe of Oddities") ⋯and the strangest thing is:"
Marge:"He was never, ever funny. He comes back every 27 years, and when he does..."
Krusto:"I gorge myself on pre-teens. [The gang "Aah"-ed!, as he goes through the TV, transitioning from monochrome to color.]"
