""Hey, I grew up with Monica! Either you ate fast or YOU DIDN'T EAT!""
"*Introducing her sister, Jill to everyone* "Well, this is Chandler! And you know Monica and Ross. And that's Phoebe, and that's Joey!""
""Hey, how you doin'?--""
""What if all my stuff was here...?""
""Well then you'd have to go back and fourth and it'd get annoying"."
""...Okay...*blinks twice*...What if we moved in together and you understood what I'm saying???!""
""Hey, little Ben. I'm your Aunt Monica. Yes I am...
...and I will ALWAYS have gum!""
"Its an electric drill! If you "get me" you kill me!"
"And just so you know, it's not that common, it doesn't happen to everyone, and it IS a big deal."
"I KNEW IT!!!"
"Well, I thought if I littered, that crying Indian might come by and save us.
"Hey, buddy, this is a family place, put the mouse back in the house.
"'Fine! Judge all you want but, married a lesbian, left a man at the alter, fell in love with a gay ice dancer, threw a girl's wooden leg on a fire, livin' in a box.
"See what? I don't know what she sees in...innn that goober. And it takes him, what? Like...like...I don't know. Uhh...uhhh, hello...a...week, to get out a sentence.
"Chandler Bing, it's time to see your thing.
"FIVE PAGES! FRONT AND BACK!!
Phoebe and Ross:
"Phoebe: Yeah, I definitely don't like the name Ross. Ross: What a weird way to kick me when I'm down.
-Phoebe and Ross"
Chandler and Ross:
Ross: What was that?
Chandler: You know the noise when your whipped by your women.
Ross: Actually its "WHITSSSHHH!
Chandler: Yeah that's what I said WHOOPA!
-Chandler and Ross"
Ross, Monica and Chandler:
"Ross: What was the name of Chandler's father gay burlisque show?
Monica: VIVA LAS GAYGAS!
Chandler: Unfortunatly that is correct.
-Ross, Monica and Chandler"
Chandler and Joey:
"(Ross is upset over someone eating his turkey sandwich and Chandler is reading his note)
Chandler: Knock knock. Who's there? Ross Geller's lunch. Ross Geller's lunch who? Ross gellers lunch don't eat me ok?.
Joey: Yeah, I am surprised you were'
-Chandler and Joey"
"Oh by the way, "your" y o u r, you are y o u r ' r e!
Ross and Chandler:
"Ross: No I am sorry its Chanandaler Bong.
Chandler: Miss Chandler Bong
-Ross and Chandler"