"We quibble over terms! Suffice it to say that that vacuum is one hell of a sucker.. and i don't mean its easily fooled!
"Vegatable Rights and peace
"Oh no...am being hassled in the street by a chick
"Neil are you gonna make supper or am I gonna have to kick your teeth in?
"Moan, Moan Boring just because you do a little bit of house work
"If I had a penny for everytime I had to answer the door....I'd have five pounds sixty three"
"NEIL: Oh..have we got a video? VIVIAN: The next person who says that..im gonna put their head through the window! NEIL: Vivian..Have we got a video? VIVIAN: Right this way Neil... (window is ripped from wall and smashed down over neils head)
"bad for society when the kids get into it
"HANDS UP, WHO LIKES ME?
"(vivian gives him 1 hell of a wack in the goolies with a cricket bat)...... HA HA HA MISSED BOTH MY LEGS!
"Vyvyan, Vyvyan, Vyvyan! Honestly! Anytime something blows up in this house, its always blame Vyvyan!!"
"I AM NOT GETTING AGRESSIVE"
"Ithink you are Rik"
TV Detector Man:
"Bastard's the name! But you can call me "Right-Bleeding," all my friends do!"
"Cornflakes for breakfast? That's disgusting, Neil!"