Michelle:
"Hey Aunt Becky, I have a question. What do you call a boy ladybug?"
Rebecca:
"Confused."
Michelle:
"All right! Let's pig out!"
Danny:
"You're not being polite young lady."
Michelle:
"Sorry. Let's pig out, please!"
Jesse:
"Beck wait. We need to talk."
Rebecca:
"Well make it quick I'm jumping off a bridge in an hour."
Jesse:
"Joey, two questions. Can you help me, and what did I just put in my mouth?"
Joey:
"Yes and, flounder tart!"
Kimmy:
"I know how smart I am, and you're really dumb, D-U-M, dumb!"
DJ:
"Kimmy, there's a B!"
Kimmy:
"Where? I hate bees!"
Kimmy:
"Wait, what time does the Six-o-clock News start?"
Stephanie:
"Dad, can you get Comet out of the house later so Joey and I can set up his surprise party?"
Danny (sarcastically):
"Oh and where do you want me to take him dinner and a movie?"
Stephanie:
"Don't be silly, he's a dog… take him shopping."
Michelle:
"I can spell Michelle: M-I-C-H-E-L…L-L-L…E!"
Danny:
"That was very good Michelllllllle."
Danny:
"So, Michelle, I think there's an important lesson to learn here."
Michelle:
"Yes. No swimming in the kitchen."
Danny:
"Yes, that's a good lesson but I meant always listen to your father."
Michelle:
"Now it's my turn to drive the car."
Joey:
"Sorry, you know the rule: no driving until you're eight years old!"
Michelle:
"There's a car in the kitchen!"
DJ:
"Yes, and there's a bus in the bathroom."
DJ:
"Dad, I want to get one more picture of you."
Danny:
"DJ, this is a serious matter."
DJ:
"It's OK, you don't have to smile."
Michelle:
"You're in big trouble, mister!"
Michelle:
"You got it, dude!"
Michelle:
"Daddy, when does my party start?"
Danny:
"Two and a half hours."
Michelle:
"Two and a half hours?! How long is that?!"
Danny:
"Two Sesame Streets and a Mr. Rogers."
Joey:
"How does the Batman theme go?"
Jesse:
"[Rebecca is a terrible singer]
I'll just teach her to sing on key. Or in a key."
Joey:
"How about the Florida Keys?"
Jesse:
"[Playing a video game] Waterfall. Go up! Go up!"
Becky:
"It's a kayak. It doesn't go up!"
Jesse:
"It's enchanted for crying out loud!"
Joey:
"[Right after kissing Stacy] Ay chihuahua!"
Jesse:
"Ay chihuahua?"
Joey:
"I could've said, "Have mercy!" but it felt more like an, "Ay chihuahua!"."
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