Are You Being Served?
Debut: January 01, 1972
Ended: January 01, 1985
Debut: January 01, 1972
Ended: January 01, 1985
Posters
YouTube Videos
Quotes
Ms. Slocombe:
"My pussy has the sniffles."
Added By: System
Mrs. Slocombe:
"I Have brought my pussy to work"
Added By: System
Mr. Grossman and Capt. Peacock:
""GRACE BROTHERS UNFAIR!"
-Mr. Grossman and Capt. Peacock"
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Old Mr. Grace:
"Only 100 kilometers to go.
-Old Mr. Grace"
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Mr. Spooner:
"I'll pick you up!AAARRRGGGHHH!!"
-Mr. Spooner"
Added By: System
Mr. Klein:
"You ignorant berk!
-Mr. Klein"
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Mr. Klein:
"I'm Mr. Spooner. Your son's been under me all morning and I'm very satisfied.
-Mr. Klein"
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Mr. Humphries:
"I need to get another tail for me Mickey Mouse.
-Mr. Humphries"
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Mrs. Slocombe:
"...and I am unanimous in that!
-Mrs. Slocombe"
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Captain Peacock:
"On the chest of a barmaid from Sale, was tattooed all the prices of ale. Whilst on her behind, for the sake of the blind, was precisely the same, but in braille.
-Captain Peacock"
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Captain Peacock, Customer, Mr. Humphries:
"Capt. Peacock: You just ruined a perfectly good dress.
Customer: You just ruined a perfectly good marriage.
Mr. Humphries: Just like crossroads isn't it.
-Captain Peacock, Customer, Mr. Humphries"
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Mrs. Slocombe (to Miss Brahms):
"You will were pajamas tonight. Suppose there was a fire and you had no clothes on.
Miss Brahms: Ooh! I'd be first to be rescued.
-Mrs. Slocombe (to Miss Brahms)"
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Mr. Tebbs:
"If there is a jukebox, I shall resign.
-Mr. Tebbs"
Added By: System
Mr. Goldberg:
"As you wish, Mr. Humphries.
-Mr. Goldberg"
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Mr. Mash:
"I'd rather perfer you in nothin'.
-Mr. Mash"
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Mrs. Slocombe (to Capt. Peacock):
"Get stuffed!
-Mrs. Slocombe (to Capt. Peacock)"
Added By: System
Mr. Humphries:
"Oh, hello Mother!
-Mr. Humphries"
Added By: System
Mrs. Slocombe:
"I'm going to see Mr. Rumbold, so get stuffed!
-Mrs. Slocombe"
Added By: System
Mrs. Slocombe:
"Shut up!
-Mrs. Slocombe"
Added By: System
Mrs. Slocombe:
"Captain Peacock, this is sexy knickers.
-Mrs. Slocombe"
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