The Dukes of Hazzard
Debut: January 26, 1979
Ended: February 08, 1985

One Armed Bandits. Sherrif Rosco is bringing in a truck load of one armed bandits, after over hearing this in the Boars Nest the duke boys and their cousin daisy hijack the truk and use the proceeds from the bandits to save an orphanage, giving Boss Hogg the credit.

Roscoe P. Coltrane: "This is Sheriff Roscooooe P. Coltrane -Roscoe P. Coltrane"
cooter: "crazzzy cooter coming at ya -cooter"
Roscoe P. Coltrane: "Gkhuh-gkhuh-gkhuh! -Roscoe P. Coltrane"
Narrarator: "Now those duke boys, just don't know what they got theirselves into. -Narrarator"
Uncle Jesse: "Shepard to lost sheep, shepard to lost sheep. -Uncle Jesse"
Cletus Hogg: "Buzzard on a buzzsaw -Cletus Hogg"
Enos Strate: "Monkey See, Monkey Do -Enos Strate"
Boss Hogg: "After all if a man don't grow, he dies. -Boss Hogg"
Rosco P. Coletraine: "That put a quiver in my liver -Rosco P. Coletraine"
Rosco P. Coletraine: "That was a hurendous crash -Rosco P. Coletraine"
Rosco P. Coltraine: "I love It, I love It -Rosco P. Coltraine"
Cooter Davenport: "Breaker One, Breaker One, might be crazy but I ain't dumb, crazy Cooter coming at ya, anyone home on the Hazzard Net. -Cooter Davenport"
Rosco P. Coletraine: "There's a flaw in the slaw. -Rosco P. Coletraine"
Enos: "Possum on a gum bush -Enos"
Boss Hogg: "When they were passing out the brains, you must have been behind the door and didn't get any. -Boss Hogg"
Cletus Hogg: "Flapjacks on a ferris wheel. -Cletus Hogg"
Bo Duke: "And You Spelled Empeedin' Wrong!! -Bo Duke"
Boss Hogg: "Arrest those duke boys for violating their parole."
Roscoe: "Come on Flash, let's get you out of here."
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