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Mystery Science Theater 3000

Debut: January 01, 1988

Ended: January 01, 1999

Debut: January 01, 1988

Ended: January 01, 1999

A man and two robots trapped on an Earth-orbiting space station are forced to watch the worst movies ever conceived With the help of the bots (Crow T. Robot & Tom Servo) Joel Robinson (Seasons KTMA, 1-5) & Mike Nelson (Seasons 5-10) survived the horrid movies, educational shorts, and movie serials that were sent by the evil Forrester family (Dr. Clayton Forrester on seasons KTMA, Seasons 1-7 & Pearl Forrester Seasons 7-10) with the help of such sidekicks as TV's Frank, Observer/Brain Guy, and Professor Bobo. The end result gives the creation of one of the best and most creative shows on television. They also had a feature film in 1996 entitled Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie. They also have adventures & fun with time travel, aliens, inventions and much more over many years filled with humor and pop culture. The show started as a cable access program on KTMA and then was picked up by Comedy Central (Known as The Comedy Channel in the early years). The final seasons were aired on the Sci-Fi Channel. Many films were made fun over the years staring a lot of young & popular talents including Adam West, Tia Carrere, Raul Julia, Lee Van Cleef, Demi Moore and many more.

Intros

For the KTMA episodes

Season 7 Intro

Season 10 intro

Credits

Closing to episode 1012- Squirm (with short: 'A Case of Spring Fever').

Closing to episode 1007- Track of the Moon Beast.

Closing to episode 902- The Phantom Planet.

Closing to episode 816- Prince of Space.

Closing to episode 817- Horror of Party Beach.

Posters

YouTube Videos

Quotes

Joel: ""We're having an adventure just like The Goonies!""

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Joel, Crow, and Servo: "Makku GoGo! Makku GoGo! Makku GoGoGo!"

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Joel: "Everybody, run! Pink Lady and Jeff are back!"

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Servo: "*sneezes loudly in the theatre*"

Crow and Joel: "Bless you!"

Joel: "You're not supposed to do that..."

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Servo: "Dasher - BOOM! Prancer - BOOM!"

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TV's Frank: "I'M THE GOD! *I'M THE GOD!!!*"

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Crow: "(Quoting Hardcore) Turn it off! TURN IT OFF!"

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Joel, Crow, and Servo: "Sandy Frank! Sandy Frank! He's the source of all our pain!"

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Mike Nelson-: "Its the 80s, do a lot of coke and vote for Ronald Regan."

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Joel: "What do you want for Christmas, Crow?"

Crow T. Robot: "I wanna decide who lives and who dies!"

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Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank: "What do you *want* from us? We're *evil*. Evil!"

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Cast: "He tried to kill me with a forklift!"

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Dr. Forrester: "I don't think. i get even."

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Crow: "Fetch Me My Warrior Muu-Muu."

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Professor Bobo: "My Smoothie Gives Me Great Strength."

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Tom: "Hey look, It's John Claude Van Damme."

Mike: "No, it's more like John Claude Gosh Darn."

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Crow: "SAVE THE MEATLOAF!"

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Crow: "Ah! First it was a Milky Way, Now it's a Snickers!"

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Mike: "Crow, you're hallucinating a clown."

Crow: "So..you're....not.....a....clown?"

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Crow, while watching "The Crawling Eye" says the final line of the series: "This movie looks kind of familiar, doesn't it?"

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