The Angry Beavers
Debut: December 15, 1997
Ended: December 15, 2001
Debut: December 15, 1997
Ended: December 15, 2001

When their parents have another litter, the Norbert (the smart one) and Daggett (the stupid one) Beaver have to strike out on their own. Their new home on a lake in middle of the forest seems to be the scene of most every odd occurrence imaginable. The two beavers have to deal with wacko government scientists, 100-foot walking splinters, super-long teeth, a fish so big it can swallow a Swede, a giant cricket, the dreaded stinky toe, evil mind-controlling pond scum, a Swamp Witch, zombies, Mexican wrestlers, lying documentary-film makers, a stupidity potion, a big fat hairy naked Canadian, and a too-friendly robot, along with many other problems. In the midst of all this, Norb and Dag satisfy their love of Grade-Z 50's sci-fi, stuffed jalapeno peppers, ya-hoo! drinks, and, of course, wood.

Intros
Credits
Posters
Quotes
Dagget (As Muscular Beaver): "MUSCULAR BEAVER WOOSH!"
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Norbert: "Dag, how long have we been awake?!?!"
Daggett: "Woo! Woo!"
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Stump: "....... *Norbit laughing his head off*"
Norbit: "Oh Stump! You tell the most coolest jokes!"
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Daggit: "Yeah? Well, I know that my friend St- Stue- Stump!"
Norbit: "You can't even remember his name!"
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Norbert: "You should buy a new brain."
Daggett: "Can you do that? ......like on the internet?"
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Norbert: "Go pick me a lume"
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Harrington (Big Byoo-Tox): "Those are some negative waves, baby"
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Muscular Beaver: "Avast com a, half dead but still fearless sidekick!"
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Norbert: "To the pointy wezel sneaking around in the packing foam:..."
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Daggett: "What in the name of Daniel Boone mosy undies are you doing, Norbert?!"
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Daggett: "Whoah, that was nuts!!! (falls down) EEEE!!!!! -Daggett"
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Dagget: "Spawn means...uh...Smashing...Property...And, uh...Whomping...Norb! -Dagget"
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Bing and Daggett: "Oh, by the way, its me, Bing, by the way." "What do you want Bing-by-the-way? -Bing and Daggett"
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Daggett: "What in the name of Kenneth Tobey's cardboard belt are you two doing here? -Daggett"
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Daggett: "Daggett: (milking a cow) Come on, Bossy, get with the moo juice! -Daggett"
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Norbert as Baron Bad Beaver: "... For I am Baron Bad Beaver, master of really, terrible, evil... things... -Norbert as Baron Bad Beaver"
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Norbert: "Dag! How long have we been asleep?!?!?! -Norbert"
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Norbert: "Norbert is NOT a bed-biter -Norbert"
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Conspiracy Kevin: "The Howler Leeches are coming!! Send more money, I'll send more stuff! -Conspiracy Kevin"
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Dagget: "I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!! I MUST ANNOY YOU!!!! -Dagget"
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