"Weird things to time."
"Hmm. It took a minute for the second hand to go all the way around..."
"(scenes from a hat) Rejected names for bras."
"The New Wonder-Blblblblbl!"
"This just in. After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty has a great fall."
"Things you can say about a truck, but not your girlfriend."
"It smells good when it goes "Pfft!""
"Welcome to the six-o-clock news. Authorities report a large, pointed object was found spinning downtown. That's our top story!"
"(during Scenes From a Hat)Things you can say to your dog, but not your girlfriend."
"Welcome to "Whose Line Is It Anyway", the show where everything is made up and the points don't matter!"
"Come play on my obstacle course! I will (censored)!"
"Where the hell's my cooooooooooooooke?!"
"(during scenes from a hat)An example of a job where breaking out into song is discouraged."
"(singing)I'm a mime!!"
"In today's news, Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3!"
"It's me, Run Away From Danger Man!
Liv in werid newscasters:
"On today's news, people are going out and about looking for DONUTS! I mean uhhh clothes. Yes clothes.
-Liv in werid newscasters"
Brad in props:
"Something is wrong with this oreo.
-Brad in props"
Ryan & Colin:
"Shut up and touch the monkey!
-Ryan & Colin"
Ryan in Tv film and theatre styles:
"If I were a man with gills I would be a fish!
-Ryan in Tv film and theatre styles"
"Okay you Bastard!
Liv (deleted questions from the 20-Q ball):
"Is it as big as Drew Carey?
-Liv (deleted questions from the 20-Q ball)"
"If you want to play the "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" home game, just send us a million dollars, and we'll send you a desk and four stools.
"The other day I stole something, it really was a sin / It was a little revolver made of gelatin / It was a really bad idea, something I should have slept on/ 'Cause I was arrested for carrying a congealed weapon."