Drew Carey:
"Weird things to time."
Colin Mochrie:
"Hmm. It took a minute for the second hand to go all the way around..."
Drew Carey:
"(scenes from a hat) Rejected names for bras."
Colin Mochrie:
"The New Wonder-Blblblblbl!"
Colin Mochrie:
"This just in. After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty has a great fall."
Drew Carey:
"Things you can say about a truck, but not your girlfriend."
Ryan Stiles:
"It smells good when it goes "Pfft!""
Colin Mochrie:
"Welcome to the six-o-clock news. Authorities report a large, pointed object was found spinning downtown. That's our top story!"
Drew Carey:
"(during Scenes From a Hat)Things you can say to your dog, but not your girlfriend."
Colin Mochrie:
"Come."
Drew Carey:
"Welcome to "Whose Line Is It Anyway", the show where everything is made up and the points don't matter!"
Ryan Stiles:
"Come play on my obstacle course! I will (censored)!"
Ryan Stiles:
"Where the hell's my cooooooooooooooke?!"
Drew Carey:
"(during scenes from a hat)An example of a job where breaking out into song is discouraged."
Colin Mochrie:
"(singing)I'm a mime!!"
Colin Mochrie:
"In today's news, Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3!"
Unlikely Superheroes:
"It's me, Run Away From Danger Man!
-Unlikely Superheroes"
Liv in werid newscasters:
"On today's news, people are going out and about looking for DONUTS! I mean uhhh clothes. Yes clothes.
-Liv in werid newscasters"
Brad in props:
"Something is wrong with this oreo.
-Brad in props"
Ryan & Colin:
"Shut up and touch the monkey!
-Ryan & Colin"
Ryan in Tv film and theatre styles:
"If I were a man with gills I would be a fish!
-Ryan in Tv film and theatre styles"
Brad in:
"Okay you Bastard!
-Brad in"
Liv (deleted questions from the 20-Q ball):
"Is it as big as Drew Carey?
-Liv (deleted questions from the 20-Q ball)"
Drew:
"If you want to play the "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" home game, just send us a million dollars, and we'll send you a desk and four stools.
-Drew"
Colin Mochrie:
"The other day I stole something, it really was a sin / It was a little revolver made of gelatin / It was a really bad idea, something I should have slept on/ 'Cause I was arrested for carrying a congealed weapon."
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