Release: June 19, 1987
Release: June 19, 1987

Small-town fire chief C.D Bales (Steve Martin) loves a beautiful astronomer named Roxanne (Daryl Hannah). He wants to proclaim his love for her, but something big is standing in his way. Competing for her affection with a studly-but-brick-stupid firefighter named Chris McConnell (Rick Rossovich), C.D will have to overcome his insecurity to achieve the goal of winning Roxanne's love.

C.D: "(As the Tough Guy stands in a daze) Has he fallen yet? (The Tough Guy collapses to the ground)"
Tough Guy: "You smart-ass son-of-a-bitch!"
C.D: "You flat-faced flat-nosed flat-head!"
Tough Guy: "Hey! (Runs to C.D and gets punched in the face)."
C.D: "Ow!"
C.D: "Dirty. (To the Tough Guy) Your name wouldn't be DICK, would it?"
C.D: "Appreciative. Oh, how original. Most people just have their teeth capped!"
C.D: "Aromatic. It must be wonderful to wake up in the morning and smell the coffee...In Brazil!"
C.D: "Uh, paranoid. Keep that guy away from my cocaine!"
C.D: "Disgusting. Say, who mows your nose hair?"
C.D: "Alright, alright. Religious. The Lord giveth, and He just kept on giving, didn't He?"
C.D: "(At 19 jokes) How many is that?"
Dean: "14, chief!"
C.D: "Pornographic. Finally, a man who can satisfy 2 women at once!"
C.D: "French. Say, the pigs have refused to find any more truffles until you leave!"
C.D: "Inquiring. When you stop and smell the flowers, are they afraid?"
C.D: "Obscure. Whoa, I'd hate to see the grindstone! (To the crowd) Well, think about it!"
C.D: "Scientific. Say, does that thing there influence the tides?"
C.D: "Complimentary. You must love the little birdies to give them this to perch on!"
C.D: "Sympathetic. Aw, what happened? Did your parents lose a bet with God?"
C.D: "Melodic. Everyone: He's got the whole world in his nose!"
C.D: "Polite. Um, would you mind not bobbing your head? The, uh, orchestra keeps changing tempo!"
C.D: "Commercial. Hi, I'm Earl Scheib, and I can paint that nose for $39.95!"
C.D: "Humorous. Laugh and the world laughs with you. Sneeze, and it's goodbye, Seattle!"
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