Weird Science
Release: December 15, 1985
Release: December 15, 1985

Two unpopular teenagers, Gary and Wyatt, fail at all attempts to be accepted by their peers. Thier desperation to be liked leads them to create their own woman. Surprised that the crazy experiement works, the woman, Lisa makes them and everyone else realize how popular they really are.

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Quotes
Lisa: "It'll be the usual. Chips, dips, chains, whips..."
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Wyatt: ""Gary was just takin' a shit!"....que the smack -Wyatt"
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gary: "my dad's a plumber and he's into plumbing and i ... well i guess you plumb right dad.. -gary"
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Lisa and Chet: "Lisa "This isnt bullshit, Chip this is a Persian Missle!" Chet "Its Chet....my name is Chet, and I didnt think it was a whales dick honey!!!!!" -Lisa and Chet"
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Chet: ""FOR CHRISTS SAKE WILL YOU COVER YOURSELF!!!!" (as he pulls of his towl and gives it to Wyatt) -Chet"
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Lisa: "It's not like we're going to do wax on the nipples, or anything like that... -Lisa"
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Gary: "He doesn't even have a license Lisa! -Gary"
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Wyatt and Gary: "Gary dont you feel like a chicken?" "Wyatt if I could shit an egg out of my ass right now I would ok . -Wyatt and Gary"
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Lisa: "If we're going to have any fun together, you guys have better learn to loosen up. -Lisa"
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Lisa: "If you want be a party animal, you have to learn to live in the jungle. -Lisa"
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Lisa: "I can be a real serious bitch if I don't get what I want. -Lisa"
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Lisa: "If you ever get the chance, shower with them. I did. Mmm, it's a mindscrambler. Hurts so good. -Lisa"
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Lisa: "So, what would you little maniacs like to do first? -Lisa"
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Gary: "Gary: Fats man, I'm gunna tell you a story man. Lasy year, I was insane for dis crazy little 8th grade bitch Fats: Crazy insane? Others: insane? Crazy? Gary: I'm tellin you I was nuts for da girl!,I'm tellin da troof man I'm speakin to ya..... -Gary"
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Wyatt: "A missle! A MISSLE! A MISSLE IN MY HOUSE GARY! -Wyatt"
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Gary: "EVERYTHING'S COOL! Yeah yeah. My dad's gonna castrate me. And my mother almost had like cardiac arrest. My parents are not gonna let me in the house again and if they do I'm gonna be grounded till I'm about 45. But other than that everything's great. -Gary"
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Gary: "Well, my nuts are halfway up my ass, but other than that, I'm perfect! -Gary"
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Lisa: "You had to be big shots didn't you. You had to show off. When are you gonna learn that people will like you for who you are, not for what you can give them. Well, in your race for power and glory, you forgot one small detail. -Lisa"
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Chet: "Do you realize that it is snowing in my room, goddammit! -Chet"
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Wyatt: "We forgot to hook up the doll. -Wyatt"
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Comments
10 years, 4 months ago
"That's not a joke! That is a severe behavior disorder, those are women's underpants! And the next thing you know you'l be wearing a bra on your head."
Wyatt just looks into the camera.
    10 years, 9 months ago
    Aside from the theme music, the boys' weird rituals involving wearing bras on their heads, and, of course, Lisa, this movie was boring.
      11 years, 3 months ago
      This was the most stupidest film I have ever seen.
        11 years, 3 months ago
        " loved it WOW"
          13 years, 11 months ago
          i watched this movie last night

          who\'s gary?
            14 years, 5 months ago
            a great movie...
              14 years, 9 months ago
              A must-have for any 80\'s movie fan!!!
                15 years, 11 months ago
                a great movie, with a kickass theme song by none of than Danny Elfman and his henchman, Oingo Boingo.
                  16 years, 4 months ago
                  Bill Paxtons best role except for \"Aliens\", Quote: Ripley \"This little girl survived here longer than that by herself!\", Paxton \"Then put her in charge, man!\". Priceless. I swear one of my coworkers looks like Chet the blob.
                    16 years, 4 months ago
                    oh man. wet dreams galore.
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