Nerds on school bus:
"*imitates laser gun shots* ha ha. score. a direct hit."
Grandpa:
"Damn kids and their rock n roll"
Dad:
"We're eating at the Ricechex tonite"
Mom:
"Rischex"
Ling Duk Dong:
"Lake! Big lake!"
Caroline (to Farmer Ted):
"Now we're both on The Pill!!!"
Caroline:
"I can name 20 guys who would kill to love me."
Long Duk Dong:
"OOOOOH Sexy girlfriend!!! Bon zie"
Grandpa Howard:
"What was his name? Well, what did he want?"
Grandma Dorothy:
"...Sex"
Grandma Helen:
"Fred, leave her alone. You`ll make her tinkle."
Long Duk Dong:
"No more yanky my wanky... the donger needs food."
Mike:
"I just hope you burn the sheets and mattresses after he leaves."
Samantha:
"I can't believe I'm actually going to consume this school hamburger."
Long Duk Dong:
"AUTOMOBILE...?"
Caroline:
"Don't be such a poop."
The Geek:
"This information cannot leave this room. Ok? It would devastate my reputation as a dude."
Samantha:
"I can't believe my grandmother actually felt me up."
The Geek:
"I mean, not many girls in contemporary American society today would give their underwear to help a geek like me."
Grandma Helen:
"Oh Sam, let me take a look at you. Fred, she's gotten her boobies."
Ginny:
"I really love Rudy. He is totally enamored of me. I mean, I've had other men love me before, but not for six months in a row."
Caroline:
"I'll, uh, tell you where you are if you tell me who you are."