Teen Witch
Release: April 28, 1989

Louise is not very popular at her highschool. Then she learns that she's descended from the witches of Salem and has inherited their powers. At first she uses them to get back at the girls and teachers who teased her and to win the heart of the handsome footballer's captain. But soon she has doubts if it's right to 'cheat' her way to popularity.

Rhet: "A roger, a love wand, joy stick, dong, zipper lizard, tally whacker, trouser snake, schlong!"
Louise Miller: "(about the disgusting pizza Richie is preparing) This is disgusting! You better clean this mess up before mom gets home."
Richie Miller: "I don't have to."
Louise Miller: "I am telling you, I don't want to listen to her yell at you. You are an unbelievable pig!"
Richie Miller: "I'm rubber your glue whatever you call me sticks back on you."
Louise Miller: "No! I'm rubber YOUR glue whatever YOU call me sticks back on YOU!"
Richie Miller: "You think you're hot stuff because you went to a dance. Dream on! No one wants do date you because you are a dog! A dog! A dog! (after he says this, Louise turns Richie turns into a dog)"
Richie Miller: "I took the liberty of ironing your homework."
Richie Miller: "Nobody's comin' to your sweet sixteen party Louise."
Brad Powell: "Where are all your chairs?"
Ms. Molloy: "The leads are Brad and... Kiki, Duncan will play the King, and Louise will be the assistant costume mistress!"
Polly: "Look at how funky he is!"
Rhet (rapping): "I'm hot... and you're not... but if you want to get with me I'll give it one shot, TOP THAT!"
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