Tom:
"l'm a meteorologist, Tina. Last time l checked, meteorologists wore pants!"
Natalie:
"The prize, the legendary "Second Snow Day". Think of it, Hal. Two in a row. We've never had two in a row before."
Natalie:
"Wait a second, you're gonna waste a snow day on some - girl?"
Laura:
"Briefcase, check. Commuter mug, check. Lucky Troll doll, check. Look out, Asian carbonated beverage market. Here comes trouble."
Hal:
"Her name was Claire Bonner. Was l obsessed? Let's say l know the exact number of times she blinks per minute."
Chad:
"Right here in Syracuse we're gonna be rockin' the old Casbah with, get this - wow - 60 degrees."
Randy:
"Mrs. Hufner tells us the story about the poky little puppy."
Principal Weaver:
"Must have the courage of ten principals, must get home."
Chad:
"Let's take a ride on our 3-D Dopelar radar!"
Tom:
"It's Doppler, you moron."
Tom:
"Hands tell a story, and these hands say... happy funny sun time."
Hal:
"Schools close, roads disappear, grown men weep..."
Lane:
"Hey, I wonder if in Hawaii instead of snow days they have lava days?"
Hal:
"Yeah, I heard in Los Angeles they get off on bad hair days."
Wayne:
"Welcome to the Chuck n' Wayne House of Pain!"
Tom:
"It's amazing what some kid's will do just to earn a merit badge."
Hal:
"Rain, sleet, or... what was the other one Mr. Aberman?"
Mailman Herbert:
"Everybody makes fun of the mailman..."
Wayne:
"This better not stain my coat."
Hal:
"Come on, Lane! This snow day happened for a reason. It's given me a second chance with Claire."
Lane:
"Hal, what do you think she's gonna do? Hold you to your chest and lick your ear and call you funky?"