"[She's trying to get to sleep on the couch alone, but the sounds of Tina and Rod having sex is keeping him up]
"Where's your pass?"
"Screw your pass."
"I'm your boyfriend now, Nancy."
"I had a hard-on this morning when I woke up, Tina... Had your name written all over it."
"There's four letters in my name, Rod. How can there be enough room on your joint for four letters?
"Hey, up yours with a twirling lawnmower!"
Marge (Nancy's mom):
"He's dead, honey, because Mommy killed him"
"IM GONNA SPLIT YOU IN TWO!"
"Fred Krueger mom, FRED KRUEGER! Do you know who that is because hes after me now!"
"YOU'RE NOTHING YOU'RE S**T"
"my name is four letters rod, theres no way your dick could hold four letters
"Mother!? Whats with the bars?
"I'm your boyfriend now, Nancy!
"You knew about him all this time...and YOU'VE BEEN ACTING LIKE IT WAS SOMETHING I MADE UP?!
"Whatever you do, don't fall asleep!
"You face things! That's your nature! That's your gift!
But sometimes you have to turn away too."