Henry:
"Herro, Rarson Lesidence."
Adele:
"Hello... who?... I never heard of him, consult your directory."
Leo:
"Walter, when you say, "Cash is King," what's that mean?"
Walter:
"Cash is the fossil fuel that keeps our economic pistons pumping."
Henry:
"Well, opinions are like assholes, honey. Everybody's got one and everybody thinks everybody else's stinks."
Adele:
"Henry! A car full of Larsons almost died there!"
Tommy:
"She'll bounce back. Trust me on this. No, she feels her feelings. But she'll bounce back. Feelings come up and she actually feels them, which is great."
Claudia:
"When you go home, do you look around and wonder, "Who are these people, where did I even come from?" I mean, you look at them all, sitting there, you know... they look familiar, but who the hell are they?"
Adele:
"Come on. Where is everybody? People are starving in the former Yugoslavia."
Claudia:
"Didn't you have a girlfriend, or..."
Russell:
"Yeah, she went and married my best buddy Ray."
Tommy:
"Well, that was absurd, let's eat dead bird!"
Claudia:
"Nobody means what they say on Thanksgiving, Mom. You know that. That's what the day's supposed to be all about, right? Torture."
Adele:
"I'm giving thanks that we don't have to go through this for another year. Except we do, because those bastards went and put Christmas right in the middle, just to punish us."
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