Release: August 11, 1988
This TV spot was originally posted to YouTube by MrClassicAds.
Ernest P. Worell:
"That's it. Yuck it up. He happens to be a close, personal friend of mine. Nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah. Fifth graders think they know everything.
-Ernest P. Worell"
"No, there's only one person authorized to operate this sack. His big, red, oneness: The Claus.
"(Singing) Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree... Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree.