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Freddy Got Fingered

Release: April 20, 2001

An Unemployed Cartoonist Moves Back In With His Parents And His Younger Brother, When His Parents Demand He Leave, He Begins To Spread Rumors That His Father Is Sexually Abusing His Younger Brother.

Trailers

This is a DVD trailer for the film.

This is the theatrical trailer in better quality.

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Quotes

Police Officer with Gun: "[to Gord standing on the bar] GET OFF OF THAT FUCKING BAR, ASSHOLE!!!"

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Jim: "If this was Pakistan, you'd be sewing soccer balls."

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Jim: "What are you looking at... bitch?"

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Doctor: "You did not save the day!"

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Psychiatrist: "Mister Brody, this is very serious. Base on what I have heard today, I am required bylaw to notify the authorities."

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Gord: "Ahhh... Freddy. Freddy."

Freddy Brody: "Is that um..."

Jim: "Thats your big brother. He couldn't handle the complexities of making a cheese sandwich so now he's back here at home with us... jeez, is that idiot still in the shower? Shit. How much water is he gonna use?"

Freddy Brody: "How much is he gonna use? All of it? Save some for the fish or something. Right pop? Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha."

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Gord Brody: "This is "Little Timmy". He gets us food and stuff. Right, little timmy?"

Jim: "What the fuck is going on Gord? Why aren't you at your new job?"

Gord Brody: "What are you talking about Timmy?"

Jim: "Gord... Jesus. There ain't no big computer job... is there? You're just gallavantin' around in my suit pretending to be some kind of mover 'n shaker aren't you?"

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Gord Brody: "I'm looking for a David Davidson."

Woman: "I'm a woman."

Gord Brody: "Did I ask what sex you are?"

Woman: "No."

Gord Brody: "Did I ask if you were David Davidson?"

Woman: "My name is Cheryl."

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Andy Malloy: "Can I really have a piece of cake, Daddy?"

Mr. Malloy: "Sure you can, son. It's your birthday!"

Andy Malloy: "Yea!"

Mr. Malloy: "Yea!"

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Harry: "You hear the funny sound? You hear the funny sound? It's my hooves. It's my hooves."

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Gord Brody: "I see the problem here. There's a baby in your body."

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Jim: "Where the fuck is the water?"

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Jim: "Get out of the toilet!"

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Jim: "[after Darren breaks his leg skateboarding in the middle of night, screaming at the top of his lungs] You little shit, you think that's funny? I gotta go to work tommorrow, get the hell of my property!"

Gord Brody: "[Jim throws the skateboard on Darren's broken leg] Dad, what the fuck, he hurt his leg!"

Jim: "Why's everybody screaming like a banshee? [notices Darren's exposed bone on his leg] Jesus Christ. [to Gord] Well, get him a job! I mean, get him an ambulance, you get a job! [Gord licks Darren's bone, Jim slaps Gord] Stop that, what the hell do you think you're doing?"

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Gord Brody: "Japan Four."

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Gord Brody: "Fuck you, dad."

Jim: "Fuck me? Is that what you wanna do? [Jim drops his pants] Well, go ahead, FUCK ME."

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Jim: "He said 'Fuck you, dad'. So I said 'Fuck you, fuck me. Fuck you, fuck me"... and I NEVER FINGERED FREDDY. [Andy Malloy looks at Jim while playing catch and gets hit in mouth with baseball, cries]"

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Betty: "But Gord, I don't care about jewels, I just want to suck your cock."

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Gord Brody: "Ding dong! I'm a sexy boy!"

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Jim: "You want Daddy to give you a spanking in front of his retard slut whore?"

Betty: "I'M NOT RETARDED!"

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