Cindy Lou Who:
"I'm sorry for bumping into you but this is really important. Have you seen my letter?"
The Grinch:
"And that, right there, Max, is the true nature of the Who child. Just right to, "Me, me, me. My letter. Me, me, me.""
Cindy Lou Who:
"No! You don't understand. This isn't just A letter. This is THE letter."
The Grinch:
"Oh, really? Let me guess. Small child, December 20th, rapidly searching for a 'really important' lost letter. Might it be your list of demands to Santa?"
Cindy Lou Who:
"They're not demands! It's more like a wish. And what I'm wishing for is really, really important."
The Grinch:
"Well then, why send a letter? I mean, if it's really that important, you should just ask him face-to-face. Oh, but that's right! No one's ever seen him! My bad. Max. Let's get out of here."
Cindy Lou Who:
"Bye, doggy!"
Narrator:
"Yes, the Whos down in Whoville liked Christmas a lot, but the Grinch - in his cave north of Whoville, did not!"
Narrator:
"Then he got an idea. An awful idea. The Grinch got a wonderful, awful idea."
The Grinch:
"I know what to do. I'm going to STEAL their Christmas!"
Narrator:
"From the place that you come from to beyond what you see, is a town like your town, if your town was a dream. Only it's not a dream, or a hoax, or a ruse. It is Christmas in Whoville, the home of the Whos."
Narrator:
"All this excess and nonsense. It was all about greed. About meaningless stuff that they didn't even need. The Grinch went to work. He scooped up the toys. He raced against time. He raced against joy."
The Grinch:
"If I'm gonna become Santa, then I need to get into character."
Donna Who:
"No, I can't, I have a list of errands today a mile long, and the babysitter left the sink clogged up! No, I'm not complaining, I'm venting, there's a difference."
Narrator:
"And the Grinch raised his glass, and led the Whos in a toast."
The Grinch:
"To kindness and love, the things we need most!"
Donna Who:
"Buster, we've talked about this, your brother's head is not breakfast."
The Grinch:
"Max, I'm promoting you. YOU will guide my sleigh tonight!"
Mr. Bricklebaum:
"I don't know what's in this cake but I think I just saw Santa Claus. I'ma get me another slice!"
The Grinch:
"It was me. I stole your Christmas. I stole it because I thought it would fix something from the past. But it didn't"
The Grinch:
"I specifically bought enough food to last me until January. How much emotional eating have I been doing?"
The Grinch:
"This is the loudest snow I've ever heard in my life!"
The Grinch:
"Well, Santa had eight reindeer, he looks like he ate the other seven."
The Grinch:
"For fifty-three years, Christmas has brought me nothing but misery. I know just what to do. I'll become Santa Claus to steal their Christmas. If he could deliver it one night, then I can steal it."
Who Kid:
"You're a mean one, Mister!"
The Grinch:
"Where is my personal reserve of moose juice, and goose juice? My emergency stash of Who-hash? And my secret slew of frozen beezlenut stew?!"