Blondie and Dagwood
Release: May 15, 1987
Quotes
Dagwood:
"(searching in his fridge for sandwich supplies)
Let's see now...knockwurst, marinated mackerel, marshmellow whip, and a sour pickle. Now this oughta do it!"
Dagwood:
"You're right, Daisy. As long as we're up, we might as well have a little snack."
Dagwood:
"(his hall phone rings) Hmm...the only bathtub-activated phone in the neighborhood."
Dagwood:
"Would you consider moving to Yugoslavia?"
Dagwood:
"Dagwood: "Don't panic, Dagwood. You're a strong, independent, intelligent man. You know just what to do in a crisis!" (some cream splashes on his face) "BLONDIIIIIIE!"
-Dagwood"
Dagwood:
"Dagwood: "You just can't find good help these days."
-Dagwood"
Dagwood:
"Dagwood: "A lot of fathers don't know how to communicate with their kids."
-Dagwood"
Dagwood:
"Dagwood: "I just lost a fight with a begonia!"
-Dagwood"
Mr. Dithers:
"Mr. Dithers: "Wha-? Uh, oh. This must be the rocket elevator...THE ROCKET ELEVATOR?!"
-Mr. Dithers"
Mr. Dithers:
"Mr. Dithers: "Bumstead, you're...fired!"
-Mr. Dithers"
Dagwood:
"Dagwood: "Does this kind of stuff ever happen to you?"
-Dagwood"
Dagwood:
"Sounds like we're gonna need a new umbrella, honey."
Blondie:
"(chuckles) Oh, Dagwood!"
Mr. Dithers:
"We've gotta go home and let the dog out."
Cora:
"What? We don't even have a dog!"
Mr. Dithers:
"Well, we should get one."
Dagwood:
"Uh, sorry, Mr. Beasley!"
Mr. Beasley:
"Last week, he knocked me into another zip code."
Blondie:
"Are you sure you can finish this roof before it rains again?"
Roof Repairer:
"Absolutely, cupcake."
Dagwood:
"Hey, goofball, watch where you're going!"
Mr. Dithers:
"Uh, ooh, Bumstead..."
Dagwood:
"That's 'Mr. Bumstead' to you, pal, and I don't pay you to traipse around on my wife's flowers!"
Dagwood:
"What're you doing in my bathtub?"
Roof Repairer:
"Taking a bath."
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