Family Guy
Debut: January 01, 1999
Debut: January 01, 1999

Created by Seth MacFarlane, "Family Guy" shows the daily misadventures of the dysfunctional Griffin Family who live in Quahog, RI. Packed full of religiously and ethnically themed jokes you can't help but laugh at one more signature element of the show is its signature "cutaway gags" where the on-screen action is interrupted by a completely new and unrelated joke. First debuting in 1999 it is one of the only TV shows where fan activism actually helped bring it back from cancellation twice and is now a mainstay of not just the Fox Network, but also adult-oriented animated shows.

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Stewie: "Brian, either you cooperate with me or I blow my Adam Levine dog whistle!"
Adam Levine: "(cut to him on a white background) Hey, my voice isn't that high."
Stewie: "It is. It is, though."
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Brian Griffin: "You shot me in both my knees, the lit me on fire; piss off!"
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Peter: "This is the worst thing that's happened to this town since that roving gang of Tom Brokaws!"
Tom Brokaw: "(cut to Peter seeing a gang of him) Looks like someone's a little lost."
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Fozzie Bear: "(deep voice) Wakka wakka, who wants to hear a funny-ass joke?"
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Peter: "Let's see what is says here. Oh sweet it says "Audi"! I'm getting a car!"
Lois: "Peter, that says "Audit"."
Peter: "Lois, it's a foreign car. The "t" is silent."
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Joe: "Sorry Mr. West. We've got the whole force looking for the Griffins but we can't find them."
Adam West: "Not the Griffins, my Lite Brite pegs! My name isn't Adam We! Or is it? What number did you dial? Don't ever call me again! I guess I told him. Nobody messes with Adam We."
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Peter: "Look Brian, there's a message in my Alpha-Bits. It says "oooooooo"."
Brian: "Peter, those are Cheerios."
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Dan Rather: "Good Evening, I'm Dan Rather, and tonight on CBS News, seven Saudi soldiers sodomized several of Saddam's southern settlement squatters. ssssss(whistles like tea kettle, a worker moves him to a new seat)I'm Dan Rather."
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Lois: "Peter, it's me Grimace. You got any hamburgers I can steal?"
Peter: "Lois, the Hamburgular steals burgers. Grimace is Ronald McDonald's autistic friend."
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Peter: "Is that really the blood of Christ?"
Priest: "Yes."
Peter: "Wow! That guy must've been wasted 24 hours a day!"
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Lieutenant: "Pack up your boots and guns guys because you're being shipped off to Iraq!"
Brian: "Iraq?!"
Stewie: "Relax, Brian. I'm sure he means Fraggli-Roc."
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Meg: "Chris, look what you did!"
Chris: "You mean look what two black teens did when they stole dad's bike."
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Meg: "This morning I had a hard poop that hurt but after that I felt better."
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Peter: "C'mon! Do math!"
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Peter: "See Lois I've found out hot to kill two birds with one stone(smashes birds with rock). See, you just need small enough birds and a big enough rock. I also found out how to accomplish two goals with one action."
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Stewie: "Well, at least it's not raining...yeah, it's not raining.(ninja runs up and stabs him)"
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Meg: "Drive."
Brian: "Any particular direction?"
Meg: "That way!"
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Mort: "Well, at least I didn't get robbed. And what can I do for you two fine black men today?"
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Stewie: "You know, mother. They say your life is like a box of chocolates. Your life, however is more like a box of active grenades!"
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Lois: "Peter, why are we stopped?"
Peter: "Yeah, I'll have three cheeseburgers..."
Lois: "Peter for God's sakes she's havin' a baby!"
Peter: "Oh that's right...and a kid's meal..."
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9 years, 7 months ago
This show was so good until they turned Brian into some tool.
    7 years, 3 months ago
    Well, he was temporarily killed off and brought back some time later to boost the ratings.
      9 years, 11 months ago
      Family Guy is one of my favorite cartoons. Stewie is my favorite. He's funny as hell.
        10 years ago
        You're absolutely correct 199478g29! Many shows that are revived suck afterwards! It was fine the way it was! Nobody wants to watch the retarded, freaking, disgusting, undisirable, gay, worthless crap they are showing!
          10 years ago
          This show use to be good during its orginal run 1999-2002 I liked it better when Stewie was not gay & was a evil mastermind instead & i liked it better when Peter wasent brian dead I liked it better when he had a few smarts in him now today THIS SHOW SUCKS Stewie is gay peter is brain dead & retarded Chris is emo what the hell is with the change? they should have never revived this show in 2005 Im MAD.
            10 years, 3 months ago
            yep, just like spongebob the writers left by season two
              10 years, 5 months ago
              i have always had a debate in which was funnier: family guy or south park.....
              i grew up with south park so thats why im wondering
                10 years, 6 months ago
                Always funny in a sick and twisted way.
                  10 years, 6 months ago
                  he says laugh and cry not f'n cry stupid
                    8 years, 7 months ago
                    F'n cry is the ordinary version. Laugh and cry is the revised version.

                    Back to f'n cry again currently thank god because laugh and cry was gay.
                      10 years, 6 months ago
                      Screw the FCC! This show is awesome.
                        10 years, 7 months ago
                        This show has gotta be one of the funniest cartoons ever. Even though it's not as funny as it once was, still this show is hilarious. Sometimes on the recent episodes it's just so dumb it's funny. The main problem with the new episodes is: the characters. Stewie is now gay, instead of the baby who wanted to rule the world that he used to be. And Brian just seems.... different. Well it's not one of my all-time favorites, but it is very funny.
                          10 years, 8 months ago
                          It's true.No matter how bad the jokes are you can't help but laf.
                            10 years, 8 months ago
                            It's pretty funny that all the Intro's up are of the fn' cry version yet in the lyrics they have the lyrics for the laugh and cry version.

                            There were 2 versions and the real laugh and cry version isn't up yet.

                            I've only seen the laugh and cry version on 1 episode in the UK so far but it does exist, the rest were the original fn' cry versions.

                            Also once the laugh and cry was used for an ending as well but it was a different episode and had Tony Bennett or some other Frank Sinatra tribute I believe singing it.
                              10 years, 8 months ago
                              This show was good back then now its not all that good but I still watch it.
                                10 years, 8 months ago
                                the show had better writing during the first two seasons, though after it was brought back from cancelation it seemed as if the original writers left, because the humor didn't feel the same
                                  10 years, 10 months ago
                                  i watch the reruns & the new ones. good show
                                    10 years, 11 months ago
                                    ii Never Knew this show existed until like 2008.! wow.! this show is very funny.! Meg & Stewie is like my Fave.!
                                      10 years, 11 months ago
                                      I've always liked the show, but it was definitely better in the early years. You know, when Stewie was still a non-gay character and wanted to rule the world, and they didn't do an annoying musical in every episode. (I always mute those parts)

                                      But one thing that hasn't changed is that Peter Griffin is the most hysterically funny cartoon character <b>ever created</b>!!!! That guy is such a freakin' dumbass he makes Homer Simpson look like Albert Einstein, LoL!
                                        10 years, 11 months ago
                                        I love this show.Only thats the only good t.v. that is on.
                                          10 years, 11 months ago
                                          I loved family guy when it originally aired on fox, before EVERYBODY was into it. Its still alright though, I was glad when they brought it back in 2005.
                                            10 years, 11 months ago
                                            It started sucking a while back, but this show used to be really funny!
                                              10 years, 11 months ago
                                              @ Carnage. yea right. Family guy stopped being funny along time ago. they just re use jokes and make crappy pop culture refrences. All of family guy can't even compare to season 1-8 of the simpsons.
                                                11 years ago
                                                ^^^^^Hey Bart and Homer still have their moments!! And The Simpsons have 21 seasons and it's still good.
                                                  11 years, 1 month ago
                                                  The show has 8 seasons and it's still funny unlike the simpsons.
                                                    11 years, 2 months ago
                                                    this show is hilarious!
                                                      11 years, 3 months ago
                                                      The show has 8 seasons and it's still funny !
                                                        11 years, 4 months ago
                                                        this is one of the best shows ever
                                                          11 years, 4 months ago
                                                          This show took a slow nosedive ever since Brian became the political cartoon dog. I mean the only references two seasons ago held were anti-republican call outs.

                                                          Earth to family guy, we could give a shit.
                                                            11 years, 5 months ago
                                                            This is a very Hilarious show!
                                                              11 years, 5 months ago
                                                              funny show very funny.
                                                                11 years, 5 months ago
                                                                Season 1-3 sucked imo.
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