Kindergarten Cop
Release: December 21, 1990

LAPD Detective John Kimble (Arnold Schwarzenegger) is on the trail of drug lord Cullen Crisp (Richard Tyson). In order to convict Crisp, the police need the testimony of his ex-wife (Penelope Ann Miller). They track her to an elementary school in Oregon, and when John's partner falls ill, he is forced to go undercover as the school's new kindergarten teacher.

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Phoebe O'Hara (Pamela Reed): "He doesn't want that, he's a tough guy, tough guys don't eat jello"
Kimble: "Oh excuse me. Let me introduce myself. My name is John Kimble. (flashing his shotgun) And I looove my car."
Street Guy: "Yo man. I'm just keeping a close eye on it. (after Kimble leaves) Man, who does he think he is?!! He's lucky I didn't kick his ass."
Kimble: "SHUTTTT UP!!!! Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. (Then the kids start crying). No, please don't start this."
John Kimble: "I'm a cop you idiot!"
Twins: "Our mum says that our dad is a real sex machine"
Mr. Kimble: "PUT THE COOKIE DOWN!!!"
John Kimble: "I'm the party pooper"
John Kimble: "It's not a tumor!"
John Kimble: "They're horrible."
Det. John Kimble: "THERE IS NO BATHROOM!"
Phoebe O'Hara (Pamela Reed): "You're not so tough without your car, are ya?"
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