Pain:
"Wait a minute... Wasn't Hercules the name of that boy we were supposed to..."
Pain and Panic:
"OH, MY GODS!!!"
Zeus:
"Oh come on Hades, don't be such a stiff."
Phil:
"Will you forget the head slicing thing?
-Phil"
Hades:
"So is this an audience or a mosaic?
-Hades"
Boy with the Frisbee:
"Nice catch, *Jercules!*
-Boy with the Frisbee"
Phil:
"Come on, kid. Concentrate. Use your head!
-Phil"
Hades, Pain, and Panic:
"Hades: "Pain, Panic, I've got a little riddle for you: How--do you kill--a god?"
Pain: "I do not know!"
Panic: "You can! They're immortal!"
Hades: "Bingo! They're immortal!"
-Hades, Pain, and Panic"
Hercules and a Thebian Man:
"Hercules: "Excuse me, but it seems to me that what you folks need is--a hero." (brief moment of silence)
Thebian Man: "Yeah? And who are you?"
Hercules: "I'm Hercules, and uh--I happen to be...a hero!"
-Hercules and a Thebian Man"
Hades:
"Meg...Meg, my little flower, my little bird, my little NUT-Meg!
-Hades"
Pain and Panic:
"Panic: "Hercules...why does that name ring a bell?"
Pain: "I dunno--maybe we owe him money?"
-Pain and Panic"
A Thebian Lady and Hercules:
"Lady: "Young man, we need a professional hero, NOT an amateur!" (the group of villagers walks away)
Hercules: "Uh, wait! Stop!"
-A Thebian Lady and Hercules"
Phil:
"Don't you pea-brains get it?
-Phil"
Phil:
"There goes another one. Just like Achilles.
-Phil"
Hades:
"Game...set...match.
-Hades"
Hades:
"Kid, get ready to RUMBLE!
-Hades"
Meg:
"Let's see. What could be behind curtain number one?
-Meg"
Meg:
"[after Hercules broke the arms of a Venus statue] It looks better that way. No, it really does.
-Meg"
Phil:
"I thought you were going to be the all-time champ, not the all-time chump.
-Phil"
Phil:
"Phil: Two words: Amscray.
-Phil"
Phil:
"Phil: Will you forget the head-slicing thing?
-Phil"
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