Pain:
"Wait a minute... Wasn't Hercules the name of that boy we were supposed to..."
Pain and Panic:
"OH, MY GODS!!!"
Zeus:
"Oh come on Hades, don't be such a stiff."
Phil:
"Will you forget the head slicing thing?"
Hades:
"So is this an audience or a mosaic?"
Boy with the Frisbee:
"Nice catch, *Jercules!*"
Phil:
"Come on, kid. Concentrate. Use your head!"
Hades, Pain, and Panic:
"Pain, Panic, I've got a little riddle for you: How--do you kill--a god?"
Pain:
"I do not know!"
Panic:
"You can't! They're immortal!"
Hades:
"Bingo! They're immortal!"
Hercules:
"Excuse me, but it seems to me that what you folks need is--a hero. (brief moment of silence)"
Thebian Man:
"Yeah? And who are you?"
Hercules:
"I'm Hercules, and uh--I happen to be...a hero!"
Hades:
"Meg...Meg, my little flower, my little bird, my little NUT-Meg!"
Panic:
"Hercules...why does that name ring a bell?"
Pain:
"I dunno--maybe we owe him money?"
Thebian Lady:
"Young man, we need a professional hero, NOT an amateur! (the group of villagers walks away)"
Hercules:
"Uh, wait! Stop!"
Phil:
"Don't you pea-brains get it?"
Phil:
"There goes another one. Just like Achilles."
Hades:
"Game...set...match."
Hades:
"Kid, get ready to RUMBLE!"
Meg:
"Let's see. What could be behind curtain number one?"
Meg:
"[after Hercules broke the arms of a Venus statue] It looks better that way. No, it really does."
Phil:
"I thought you were going to be the all-time champ, not the all-time chump."
Phil:
"Phil: Two words: Amscray."
Phil:
"Phil: Will you forget the head-slicing thing?"